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Golden Harvest - First Movie

Chen Kuan Tai

By Chen Kuan Tai
in Classic Martial Arts Cinema 1920-1985

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Fang Shih-yu

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I know... what happened to the GH thread. :( lol

It's incorporated into that tangled web those three wove!:tongue:

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Athena..."Get to work, we are on the dot people.... not just don't stand there, get to work!"

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It's incorporated into that tangled web those three wove!:tongue:[

STUDENT FANG !

I have ALREDY pointed out to you NEVER to reveal MY SECRET SPIDER BRIDE SKILLS !!!!!!!!!!!

Don't make ME regret making YOU (!) one of my SECRET SENIOR STUDENTS ...!!

I have worked HARD FOR YEARS to have YOU INFILTRATE SHAOLIN so perfectly !!!

WE ARE NEARLY THERE !!!

Only ONE CHAMBER LEFT !! ( The ultimate SECRET HIGEST Chamber ..The ULTRA RARE * -> KARMA SUTRA CHAMBER !!!!!! )

But it will be a BREZZE my dear Student , The chamber is GUARDED by 2 of my lowest students ! The 2 FAMOUS M & M Shaolin Brothers ! They pay hardly any ATTENTION to the GATE ....Engrossed as they are in THE SKRIPTURES...

Now Student Fang :

PRACTICE your lightness kung fu & DESTROY ALL HERBS growing at BIG WANG MOUNTAIN in China ... THEN return to my BRIDE TEMPLE !!

Your Loving MASTER ATHENA THE INVINCIABLE :kiss:

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Now Student Fang :

PRACTICE your lightness kung fu & DESTROY ALL HERBS growing at BIG WANG MOUNTAIN in China ... THEN return to my BRIDE TEMPLE !! Your Loving MASTER ATHENA THE INVINCIABLE :kiss:

Back to you in a bit. I'm trying that "dipping-myself-in-wine-so-I-can-be-invulnerable" treatment; the recipe's on the back of marked boxes of Frosted Shaolin Wheat. I didn't have any spare wine handy, so I had to send Brother Hung and Brother Hu to the liquor store, and they came back with.... Well, do WINE COOLERS work the same way?:ooh:

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Back to you in a bit. I'm trying that "dipping-myself-in-wine-so-I-can-be-invulnerable" treatment; the recipe's on the back of marked boxes of Frosted Shaolin Wheat. I didn't have any spare wine handy, so I had to send Brother Hung and Brother Hu to the liquor store, and they came back with.... Well, do WINE COOLERS work the same way?:ooh:

NO STUDENT FANG !

Only on my FEMALE students ! ( We use the SEDUCTION BODYLOTION made from HERBS found ONLY at SMALL WANG MOUNTAIN in China ... Our skin is like SILK irresistible to ANY MAN except my MOST SENIOR MALE STUDENTS ! You are lucky (!) ,just ask my LOWLIFE RUN AWAY STUDENTS . The were BAD & did GLANZE at such SKIN ONCE ! )

But don't worry ! I have sent MY BEST BEGGER CLAN UNDERCOVER students to meet My POISEN CLAN allies . The BEST SECRET RECEPI WINE is already at you door step !

Just Look , Your VERY PLEASED MASTER ATHENA THE INVINIABLE :kiss:

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Due to this thread, I wouldn't be surprised if the Wang Mountain range suddenly had a bearded baby boom next year.

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The thread is kind of like a car crash...I want to look away but I can't.

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The thread is kind of like a car crash...I want to look away but I can't.

AND WERE IS THE NEXT POST :ooh::ooh::ooh::ooh::ooh::ooh:????

I SUGGEST A CUT IN PAY FOR ALL INVOLVED MA ACTORS/FIGHTERS !

THE INTERMISSION IS GETTING TO LOOOOOOOOOONG:squigglemouth: !

THIS IS NOT HOLLYWOOD AND YOU ARE NOT BONDED:nerd: !

LAST CALL:cry: ! ALL ACTORS BACK ON STAGE:tinysmile_angry2_t: !:tongue::wink::xd::xd::xd::xd::xd::xd::xd::xd:

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Hello secretmember. You are a secretive one you are. How do you remain so secret? I would like to learn that mysterious kung fu style. (I just got some special invincible Tibetan potions I could give you. Athena has been after these for years. Let me know if somehow this part in paranthesis is not hidden. Athena can't know about this). Athena has continued this conversation on people's profile pages, or at least mine. She has promised 3 virgins for anyone who can help with her avatar. I am very much hoping to win this prize. Up for grabs are 2 male virgins and 1 female. I am very interested in the female virgin, and a little bit interested in the 2 males. (As soon as I am able to solve her avatar problem I will be having my way with these 3 virgins in the Average Wang mountains, a place I found that seems suitable for me. It's right in the middle of the other 2 Wang mountains and it is very hidden. And don't tell Athena where I will be going, I'm hoping to live there the rest of my life with these virgins and I will not be going back to her temple. Seriously please don't tell her any of this, she is more powerful and evil than I ever could have imagined. I can't ever let her find me again).

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hello secretmember. You are a secretive one you are. How do you remain so secret? I would like to learn that mysterious kung fu style. (i just got some special invincible tibetan potions i could give you. Athena has been after these for years. Let me know if somehow this part in paranthesis is not hidden. Athena can't know about this). Athena has continued this conversation on people's profile pages, or at least mine. She has promised 3 virgins for anyone who can help with her avatar. I am very much hoping to win this prize. Up for grabs are 2 male virgins and 1 female. I am very interested in the female virgin, and a little bit interested in the 2 males. (as soon as i am able to solve her avatar problem i will be having my way with these 3 virgins in the average wang mountains, a place i found that seems suitable for me. It's right in the middle of the other 2 wang mountains and it is very hidden. And don't tell athena where i will be going, i'm hoping to live there the rest of my life with these virgins and i will not be going back to her temple. Seriously please don't tell her any of this, she is more powerful and evil than i ever could have imagined. I can't ever let her find me again).

my brother if you knew who i really am , more parts than just your mind would be blown . I am not jocking bro it would be a final blow to all your parts ! Not good for your health.

But on the cool side man ,i increased your pay drastically . You are making more than athena , markgway , fang dude & one arm boxer put together , so you may want to keep that secret ! Am i writing big enough bro ?

So make sure your gold tale chamber , the secret one is big enough .

Happy hiding MAN !

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I am very much hoping to win this prize. Up for grabs are 2 male virgins and 1 female. I am very interested in the female virgin, and a little bit interested in the 2 males.

:eek::biggrin:

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Who is this "fang dude" you speak of?:yociexp44:

HE IS A PRETTY FAMOUS DUDE .WELL KNOW IN CHINA FOR BEING ON THE ROAD PERIODICALY SLAIN MANCHU DUDES . NOT TO GOD AT REMEMBERING :cry:SECRET CHOP STICK HIDDEN SOCIETYS MEMBER SIGNALS , AND SOMETIMES HE DON'T REMEMBER WHO HE IS EITER .:ooh:

FOUND THAT MIRROR YET MAN :tongue:?

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Ladies & Gentlemen, yes it's that time of year again for the annual Kung Fu Cinema forums Academy Awards!

Our first category tonight is for "The Most De-railed Thread of the Year"...here to present the award direct via satellite link-up is Falkor. Please note to watch this small clip of Falkor presenting the award you must pay $5000 upfront, as it has been re-mastered and then re-re-mastered and had additional coloring added to it, or you can just purchase it on blank DVD tomorrow for $2.

The first nomination tonight goes to The Running Man, for his scenery chewing completely bizarre performance on this thread -

http://www.kungfucinema.com/forums/showthread.php?t=10530

The second nomination goes to Falkor himself for this thread, which lead to his eventual exile from the forums -

http://www.kungfucinema.com/forums/showthread.php?t=10759

& last but not least, the third nomination goes to this very thread, basically anyone who's contributed will be up for sharing the award if it's chosen, unless you're in the Wang Mountains!

We'll be back with the result after this short break!

"Coming to a store near you soon - Massacre Survivor Enhanced Slightly Blu-ray Edition....

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Fang Shih-yu

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Another awards show where they cut off people giving acceptance speeches with music!:sad: Sinatra's turning over in his grave--again!:tongue:

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I presume Mortal Kombat 3 was held in the Wang Mountains. Watch it and then look at Athena's signature.

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WOW! I've been on this forum for about 5 years now and every year it is my hope that I've been enough of a weirdo to be part of a thread nominated for this award. This is the second time now that I've been nominated and it is truly an honor. I ended up losing last time, but with the help of Athena, Markgway and everyone in this thread, I think we have a real shot of winning this year. I have to thank the Mcdonalds in Tibet, because without you I wouldn't have internet access and I don't think this thread would have reached its maximum potential. Obviously Athena is the real star here. Everyone else is just along for the ride, and what a ride it has been. Win or lose, I'm happy just to see this thread nominated. Good luck to the other competitors, you'll need it.

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WOW! I've been on this forum for about 5 years now and every year it is my hope that I've been enough of a weirdo to be part of a thread nominated for this award. This is the second time now that I've been nominated and it is truly an honor. I ended up losing last time, but with the help of Athena, Markgway and everyone in this thread, I think we have a real shot of winning this year. I have to thank the Mcdonalds in Tibet, because without you I wouldn't have internet access and I don't think this thread would have reached its maximum potential. Obviously Athena is the real star here. Everyone else is just along for the ride, and what a ride it has been. Win or lose, I'm happy just to see this thread nominated. Good luck to the other competitors, you'll need it.

My good bro Morgoth .

I got you Blood Soaked PM . You are not supposed to soak it when you send it just when you receive secret PM then you do the 4 min soak blood deal. But i don't have time to hang and chill man just saw a white haired white dressed evil foreshadowing veilcovered something flying across the sky in your direction . See the bad weather heading your way bro ?

I have to decline man cant do the body double /stand in deal for you at the award ceremony just because you think there will be assassinations done .Generous offer and all that but I wouldn't be around to use it so it would still belong to you anyway .Check with Bro fang dude ?

We are losing web connection her .Has the bad weather hit yet ? Morg ?

Bro ? HELLO ? Bud ? Hey man ??????????

Anyone there ? whats all that noise man ?

Line's dead i think bro , Good survival and all that .

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NO I did not receive your blood soaked message. I went to get my mail and about 50 policemen were waiting for me, and they managed to capture me. Thanks a bunch PAL. Apparently you sent me a severed head? Really? Was that necessary? Do you know how long the police have been looking for me? Do you have any idea how many other people were looking for me? Do you know how much it hurts to have your kneecap broken by a billy club? Do you know how much it hurts to get shot in the face? Do you know how the bad the food is in prison? Do you know how much it sucks to have to look at porn with 20 other guys crowded around you? I’m sure you knew all of these things.

Well, please be kind enough to tell me how day 2 of the awards ceremony goes. I don’t really care though. I hate everybody and everything right now. Your days are numbered Secretmember. I will be coming for you soon. No jail can hold the the mighty Morgoth Bauglir.

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NO I did not receive your blood soaked message. I went to get my mail and about 50 policemen were waiting for me, and they managed to capture me. Thanks a bunch PAL. Apparently you sent me a severed head? Really? Was that necessary? Do you know how long the police have been looking for me? Do you have any idea how many other people were looking for me? Do you know how much it hurts to have your kneecap broken by a billy club? Do you know how much it hurts to get shot in the face? Do you know how the bad the food is in prison? Do you know how much it sucks to have to look at porn with 20 other guys crowded around you? I’m sure you knew all of these things.

Well, please be kind enough to tell me how day 2 of the awards ceremony goes. I don’t really care though. I hate everybody and everything right now. Your days are numbered Secretmember. I will be coming for you soon. No jail can hold the the mighty Morgoth Bauglir.

WTF??!!

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"WTF"

My thoughts exactly:mad:

NOW MY DERAILED BABY KUNG FU MICE ..THE ULTIMATE EVIL WARRIOR BRIDE CAT WITH WITH WHITE HAIR IS BACK !!

I suggest YOU get of the KFC KITCHEN TABLE & STOP DANCING ....

I left the WORLD IN perfect EVIL ( Much like the REAL TIME WORLD) to complete the FINAL LEVEL IN THE ULTIMATE ULTRA RARE INVINCIABLE UNBEATBLE SKILLS IN ALL SKILLS , ( No my dear M& M Shaolin Brothers it WAS NOT IN WANG MOUNTAIN as I am used to your peeking (!)BUT IN SHANGRILA IN THE HIMALAYAS ! ...Why DO you think the area IS protected by CREATURES WITH ( YES THAT IS IT !) WHITE HAIR ??? )

This is so annoying WHY do YOU 2 NEVER GET ANYTHING ???

& on my return Yes BRING on REVENGE ...REVOLT ..BLOODBATH ...VENGENCE ...ASSASINATIONS .. CHALLENGES ..DUELS & THE LIKE !

REFRESHING & ENERGIZING !!!

But Oh NO BABY KUNG FU MICE dancing on the table !! THE EVIL TEARS I ALMOST SHEED ! ( But didn't as it is not good for my evil BEAUTY !!)

* And YOU "SECRETBABYBROTHERMICE " YOU have ALREADY been DEALT with !

So to put it in YOUR own language Baby Brother : DID YOU CATCH MY DRIFT MY VERY JUNIOR CLANS MAN BABY BROTHER DUDE ????

ATHENA THE IVINCIABLE ULTIMATE EVIL WHITE HAIRED BRIDE :kiss:

( Hmm.. Did I forget anything ??! :wink::squigglemouth::wink: )

& IN CASE I DID (SECRET) STUDENT HYPERDRIVE (!) & ONE OF MY FORMER NEMESISES THE ONE ARMED BOXER ( I let live you know since I daily benefit in my training from YOUR former PART )

I Will quote myself ( WHO BETTER ??)!

This is the LATEST NEWS concerning the " DERAILED VILLANESS AWARD"-->

* MY latest directive to BABY MICE STUDENT MORGOTH : "But to the IMPORTENT business at hand -> : YOU WILL be at the AWARD CERMONY to KILL all the lower level FIGHTERS I would LOSE FACE if I bothered with.

I have ALREADY dealt with the MASTERS , only my EVIL clan allies will be present ...

& the 2 PRETENDERS to my " DERAILED VILLANES AWARD " have already DECLINED! ( One I SEDUSED/CONVINCED the other I PAID OFF ...)

BUT the satellite PAY PER VIEW is still on ! I have recruited the OTHER FALKOR from the never ending story AS AN IMPOSTER & the funds go directly into my EVIL BRIDE off shore account...

Morgoth's ETERNAL EVIL MASTER ATHENA THE INVINCIABLE BRIDE WITH WHITE HAIR "

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KFC:khi5d::khi5d::khi5d::khi5d::khi5d::khi5d::khi5d:Chorus:khi5d::khi5d::khi5d::khi5d::khi5d::khi5d::khi5d:Line! STARRING: Morgoth! The Dragon! Secretmember! HyperDrive! One Armed Boxer! SPECIAL APPEARANCE BY Fang Shih-yu as "The Clumsy Waiter" AND STARRING Athena AS...um, can we get back to you on that?:tongue:

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under evil order to chop into list for appy. clansdudes include but more could be pressed in if nessesery . good shawdude fangster ,good bud the morgue,new chill dog hyperdude, friendly or unfriendly dragondude, havnt meet seniorclansbro markgaydude, tracing the onearmed dude, i include all future offended dudes too .i cut the deal evil sis white can the babycry hit the trash now ? why athena whats up with that ? well known for years in our part of universe as evil sis. glued to the memory .dont get it

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