Member DrNgor Posted February 22, 2019 Member Share Posted February 22, 2019 Yasuaki Kurata in Return of the Deadly Blade: "You think you can beat me with your two-bit kung fu?" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member ShaOW!linDude Posted February 22, 2019 Member Share Posted February 22, 2019 From Jackie Chan's Shaolin Wooden Men "Shaolin's fate will depend on our dumb friend." But the best line goes to the villain: Lieutenant: "We've brought a present for you." Victim: "A present?" Villain: "I've brought the gift of death." From Jackie Chan's Snake & Crane Arts of Shaolin Ting Bro.: "Brother, it seems like we're famous." Chan: "You're not famous. You're simply well known." Ting Bro.: "There's a difference?" Chan: "Of course there is. You're not famous at all. You're notorious. You're thugs." Chan has a # of great English dubbed lines. "I have this bad habit. I like to fight people who fight well." "I am quite smart, but still, not nice. The nice die young because they're not smart." "Money's a nuisance. And women are as well. I never bother with either." "Mr. Wong, don't be cruel. Cruel people die young. What's more, I'm a lucky guy. I'll outlive you." 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member DrNgor Posted February 22, 2019 Member Share Posted February 22, 2019 35 minutes ago, ShaOW!linDude said: From Jackie Chan's Snake & Crane Arts of Shaolin "You let go, or I'll curse you!" "You go ahead! I like nothing but a good cursing match. I'm a real expert." "Shithead! You goddamn stupid son of a bitch!" "Don't move, or he dies!" "Goddamn it! Wong Yee-Fu, you're a crafty swine!" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Daxtreme Posted February 22, 2019 Member Share Posted February 22, 2019 Mortuary Blues: "Damn you, ass ghost!" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member DragonClaws Posted September 15, 2019 Member Share Posted September 15, 2019 Quote "Uncle why are you so interested in the princes Kung Fu?" "Because I like Kung Fu, and I like to expand my knowledge of it" The Buddha Assinator(1980) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Killer Meteor Posted September 16, 2019 Member Share Posted September 16, 2019 On 2/22/2019 at 1:45 PM, DrNgor said: "You let go, or I'll curse you!" "You go ahead! I like nothing but a good cursing match. I'm a real expert." "Shithead! You goddamn stupid son of a bitch!" "Don't move, or he dies!" "Goddamn it! Wong Yee-Fu, you're a crafty swine!" You're a real thief. First the book, and now my money - damn yer! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Omni Dragon Posted October 11, 2019 Member Share Posted October 11, 2019 (edited) From The Assassin (1967): I'm the prime minister here, I'd like you to remember that, I don't need any advice on what's best for my country.mp4 "I'm the prime minister here, I'd like you to remember that, I don't need any advice on what's best for my country." Edited October 11, 2019 by Silver and Gold Dragon 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Killer Meteor Posted October 12, 2019 Member Share Posted October 12, 2019 Very timely! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Jay Stone Posted October 21, 2019 Member Share Posted October 21, 2019 This one from The Leg Fighters is great! FullSizeRender.mov 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Killer Meteor Posted November 18, 2021 Member Share Posted November 18, 2021 Return of the 18 Bronzemen - "My, my...Uncle, you're a most resourceful creature, you know that?" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member northern b Posted December 15, 2021 Member Share Posted December 15, 2021 wow this thread still going!? That’s really something! (a line used in many films) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Killer Meteor Posted December 18, 2021 Member Share Posted December 18, 2021 FIST OF FURY "How could a healthy man die?" "You shut up!" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Killer Meteor Posted July 1, 2022 Member Share Posted July 1, 2022 Some ammusingly nonsensical non-sequiters THE KILLER METEORS "Who does it belong to now...the fabulous pearl?" HALF A LOAF OF KUNG FU "What's this?" "Well then, you sneaky bastards!" "Hmph! And why not?" 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member starschwar Posted July 1, 2022 Member Share Posted July 1, 2022 These two stuck out in my viewing of Zu: Time Warrior "The Blood Monster?" "Yes. It feeds on blood." Could have never figured that out, thanks. And: *Yuen Biao walks into a cavern filled with countless human skulls - they are very clearly human skulls and could not possibly be mistaken for anything else.* "What are these?" 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member starschwar Posted July 2, 2022 Member Share Posted July 2, 2022 From Game of Death 2: Billy Lo: I'm ... (hesitates, checks script)... Lee Chen-chiang. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member sifu iron perm Posted July 2, 2022 Member Share Posted July 2, 2022 (edited) The entire scene with Alphonse Beni and his Wife in Black Ninja, super cringe and hilarious. Edited July 2, 2022 by sifu iron perm 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Cognoscente Posted July 2, 2022 Member Share Posted July 2, 2022 The fish shop owner's running gag about Ah Chi* in Thundering Mantis: "You're gonna be the death of me." Legend of a Fighter... The cook/challenger: "You bet, you old half-wit." Same guy: "You want me to leave? My wife would laugh me out of bed." Rich bully: "Your dad is just a bag of old wind." Kong Ho-San: "One has to kill when one's own life is in grave danger." Eagle claw challenger talking about the school sign: "My own view is you should tear it down and try to make a new door out of it." Fok Yuen-Gap: "You should thank the gods you're still alive." Opium master makes a mouth-to-bum joke: "Cheek to cheek just like sweethearts." He makes another double-entendre: "Just let me wind you up, kid." * I'm reminded of Archie - a nickname for Archibald, which means genuine and bold. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member starschwar Posted July 6, 2022 Member Share Posted July 6, 2022 (edited) Fantasy Mission Force *A character who had previously spoken with a gruff American accent is suddenly replaced by a different voice actor with a refined British accent.*: (I am) English Major General, Robert... Edited July 6, 2022 by starschwar 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Ah_Tao Posted July 7, 2022 Member Share Posted July 7, 2022 (edited) On 7/2/2022 at 6:13 AM, Cognoscente said: Legend of a Fighter... The cook/challenger: "You bet, you old half-wit." Same guy: "You want me to leave? My wife would laugh me out of bed." Rich bully: "Your dad is just a bag of old wind." Kong Ho-San: "One has to kill when one's own life is in grave danger." Eagle claw challenger talking about the school sign: "My own view is you should tear it down and try to make a new door out of it." Fok Yuen-Gap: "You should thank the gods you're still alive." Opium master makes a mouth-to-bum joke: "Cheek to cheek just like sweethearts." He makes another double-entendre: "Just let me wind you up, kid." * I'm reminded of Archie - a nickname for Archibald, which means genuine and bold. You forgot the best one! Eagle claw challenger: "Old man, you're looking very ill...." Fok Endi: "Fuck you!!!" Edited July 7, 2022 by Ah_Tao 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Cognoscente Posted July 7, 2022 Member Share Posted July 7, 2022 It's okay but the best profanity comes from the rich bully: "Fucking cunt-face, you had enough?" It's so weird to hear the C word in an old Kung Fu movie. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Chorake Posted August 23, 2023 Member Share Posted August 23, 2023 (edited) JC in The Killer Meteors: "Only you could get that drug, and kill that bitch as well, because you are a man, and a very special man. She does like to surround herself with special men." Edited August 23, 2023 by Chorake 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member starschwar Posted August 23, 2023 Member Share Posted August 23, 2023 9 minutes ago, Chorake said: JC in The Killer Meteors: "Only you could get that drug, and kill that bitch as well, because you are a man, and a very special man. She does like to surround herself with special men." A related line that has always stuck around in my mind: "... because she likes men. Lots and lots of men!" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Killer Meteor Posted August 23, 2023 Member Share Posted August 23, 2023 1 hour ago, Chorake said: JC in The Killer Meteors: "Only you could get that drug, and kill that bitch as well, because you are a man, and a very special man. She does like to surround herself with special men." That gravelly voice coming of youthful Jackie is hilarious. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member PandaPawPaw Posted August 24, 2023 Member Share Posted August 24, 2023 My favourite bit of the English dub for The Big Boss is - Ice Factory foreman to BL: 'Hey, well did something happen?' 'Why you standing there like dumb OX!?' 'Stupid farmer! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Chorake Posted August 24, 2023 Member Share Posted August 24, 2023 10 hours ago, PandaPawPaw said: My favourite bit of the English dub for The Big Boss is - Ice Factory foreman to BL: 'Hey, well did something happen?' 'Why you standing there like dumb OX!?' 'Stupid farmer! "Don't you want job?!?!" "..." "Doing what?" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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