Some of the greatest dubbed, one-liners from classics...

[SunChien]

Clan of the White Lotus:

Lo Lieh: "You found my vital neeerve!"

Secret Rivals 2:

Hwang Jang Lee: "Fist beats the Leg, Leg beats the Fist!"

Savage Killers:

Lung Fei: "You're wrong, I assure you. There won't be any trouble....dead men have no troubles HAHAHAHAHA!"

Lone Shaolin Avenger:

Cheung Mong: "Stupid kid...YOU'RE TOO YOUNG!"

[Eastern Evil]

'If you really want to help me, you'll find that Fatso'....

From Dragon Fist, starring Jacky Chan & James Tien.

This is a really good movie although I am currently not the biggest J. Chan fan.

I respect him a lot & like him in an early serious role like this one.

Whenever you put a movie on just to check the 1st minutes & watch it all the way through, that is when you know you have something good!

[Secret Executioner]

A poor victim of an evil Red Ninja in Godfrey Ho's Ninja Powerforce:

"NINJAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!"

The way the guy screams this and the fact it is his ONLY LINE in the movie make this hilarious.

[The Dragon]

Yuen Wah, from Fist of Fury: "You there, come here!... You... you were wanting to get in there, eh? Now, now, tell you what... Pretend you're a dog and I'll take you in!"

Then he feels the wrath of an insane Chen Chen!

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[AlbertV]

Return of the Master Killer (Dubbed version)

San Te: "What is it that you want here?"

Chao: I want...(kowtows) to be your pupil...please sir, take me to your pupil...let me be your pupil.

Ninja in the Dragon's Den

Charlie: You can beat them with strength. You can beat them with wits. But nothing will ever beat a great pair of t...(stops himself)

Master with Cracked Fingers

Dean Shek: Got you that time! The graceful movements of the crrrrane will stop you.

Simon Yuen: I don't know, I like the old conga line you know...dah dah dah dah boom boom!

Thug: It was...that waiter again!

Chan Hung-Lieh: It was WHO?! (when he says who, its so exaggerated it sounds so funny)

[Secret Executioner]

"I am the chief of the highwaymen."

"And I am his assistant."

(from Instant Kung Fu Man - check out at 1:00 in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1fa6vZs4wQ, the delivery is hilarious)

[Secret Executioner]

The "everything big" line from Fatal Needles vs Fatal Fists - especially with the girl's reaction to "everything must be big".

(listen

at 2:18 - though the whole video is quite hilarious)

[Lady Jin Szu-Yi]

"I am the chief of the highwaymen."

"And I am his assistant."

(from Instant Kung Fu Man - check out at 1:00 in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1fa6vZs4wQ, the delivery is hilarious)

LOLOL...

oh god the Kid with the Golden Arm is even funnier (I haven't watched it with the English dub yet but I'll have to now.)

"Much the Best...."

Thanks for posting.

[HK80s_Fan]

From  Project A 2 "You can't go around mugging people, But we're muggers!"

[kokuryuha]

Snake in the monkey shadow dialogue...Wilson Tong Wai Shing To Charlie Chan Yiu Lam

"We can't go around killing kids,it's bad for business!"

 

Buddah's Assassinator dialogue...Hwang Jang Lee to Chin Yuet Sang

"Its too bad you'll soon be dead,and your style too"

[DrNgor]

Question: I've Always contended that the original dub for The Drunken Master has some of the best lines of all time. Unfortunately, the Tri-Star/Sony release replaced the dub with something quite inferior. Can anyone tell me what DVD release of this film has the original dub?

[Lizardlady]

Legendary Weapons of Kung Fu

When Gordon Liu walks into Lei Kung's house & states, "Lei Kung, you're really crappy!"

Cracks me up every time

[Killer Meteor]

Fist of Fury

"What's the matter? Are you yellow or something...Sick Man of Asia?"

[lungfei]

 

[Omni Dragon]

@lungfei That lines a killer's romance or more like a psychopaths romance.

 

Here's a good insult said by Ted Thomas dubbing Hwang Jang Lee in The Invincible Armour:

 

[lungfei]

i've been rumbled 

 

 

[Omni Dragon]

While I often find Rik Thomas' voice almost irritating, and while I usually prefer the classic dubs. When it comes to Rik Thomas I think I actually prefer him in the newer dubs and what would a dub be without a few "bastard":

 

[Killer Meteor]

It's interesting in those Fortune Star dubs how they actually to maintain a continuity between the actors and dubbers. So Rick Thomas often if not always dubs Fung Hark-On and Bill Tung.

[Killer Meteor]

Jackie And Bruce To The Rescue

 

"Master always said that document was important. It has a list of the YMCA members, also a treasure map. If it fell into the wrong hands, it would be too terrible to comtemplate!"

[Killer Meteor]

On 21/10/2015 at 4:03 PM, DrNgor said:

Question: I've Always contended that the original dub for The Drunken Master has some of the best lines of all time. Unfortunately, the Tri-Star/Sony release replaced the dub with something quite inferior. Can anyone tell me what DVD release of this film has the original dub?

I think the "new" dub was done back in the 80s, as some of the voice actors can be heard on the original dub for Project A. Why they re-dubbed it is a mystery.

Sadly, no officiial DVD or Blu-Ray contains the oriignal dub.

[shaw golden]

SOME  “LYRICAL SHAPES”  SPOKEN BY "DYNAMITE TRIO" FILM ACTORS PAGE EXTRACTED FROM FORTHCOMING KUNG FU BOOK

 

a)  I don't need a reason, i always kill people whenever i feel like it

You're only average

c)* I still want to see his corpse, to make sure he's dead *

d) Am a killer, and i like my job

e) If you do insist on fighting me, you're only asking for trouble

f)  If we do find who were looking for, were gonna kill you anyway

 

[Omni Dragon]

I like this unusual insult in HARD-BOILED:

I also like these 2 moments from THE OUTLAW BROTHERS:

[Omni Dragon]

 

[Drunken Monk]

I was watching Ninja Hunter last night and I love that, in the opening fight, Chen Shan says "Let's stop pussyfooting around."

[Omni Dragon]