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"you bucket of bullsh**..."

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from DUEL OF THE TOUGH

Duel Of The Tough contains an awful lot of swearing, but the "bucket of bulls**t" line is easily the best one.

One line I just LOVE is "Damn you" from Bruce Lee Fights Back From The Grave:

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(around 0:33 in the video)

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Wow, that line is something else:   vlc-record-2023-09-11-07h39m46s-Thousand Mile Escort-.mp4       "Miss Ho" is said a few times in the second dub for Drunken Master?

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Some ammusingly nonsensical non-sequiters   THE KILLER METEORS "Who does it belong to now...the fabulous pearl?"   HALF A LOAF OF KUNG FU "What's this?" "Well then,

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I can't find a clip of it without posting the whole damn movie

basically, in Deadly Strike...starring Bruce Li, Cheng Sing, and a slew of Shaw and Indy regulars..including Lung Fei.....there is this line. A prisoner is trying to escape, and a guard is questioning him......i can't do it justice....you have to see it, but I will try

Guard: "Hey there! What are you doing? Why are you so far away from the camp/"

Other Prisoner: "Who? Me? I was just going for a pee! Aheeeee!"

Honest to God. Again, i can't do it justice, but I still laugh my ass off everytime i hear it

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Snake & Crane Arts Of Shaolin

Jackie: Tell me, are you interested in the book?

Girl dressed as a boy: (crossly) I certainly am not! BUT...(all cute like) STILL, could I have a look eh?

Lady Suen: You're very smart...what's more, you're nice!

Jackie: I am quite smart...BUT STILL, not nice!

Miao Tien: You may be a pretty smart fellow...BUT STILL, you're finished!

Jackie: BUT STILL, I'm not dead yet

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From Enter The Dragon:

Mr. Han: Are you shocked, Mr. Williams?!

Williams: Only at how sloppy your man works.

Williams: I'll take you, honey... and you, and you... and you!... Please excuse me, if I've missed anyone, it's been a big day. I'm a little tired.

Williams: Mr. Han, suddenly I'd like to leave your island...

Mr. Han: It is not possible!

Williams: BULLSHIT!!!, Mr. Han Man!!!

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From Enter The Dragon:

Mr. Han: Are you shocked, Mr. Williams?!

Williams: Only at how sloppy your man works.

Williams: I'll take you, honey... and you, and you... and you!... Please excuse me, if I've missed anyone, it's been a big day. I'm a little tired.

Williams: Mr. Han, suddenly I'd like to leave your island...

Mr. Han: It is not possible!

Williams: BULLSHIT!!!, Mr. Han Man!!!

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"I've been known to be called The Black Six Million Dollar Man!"

The funny thing is, he says this in the Mandarin version too!

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I know this has been posted before. But one of my all-time favorite dubbed quotes is from Mystery Of Chess Boxing.

Ghostfaced Killer: "I'm a killer, and killer's don't die so easy!".

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I know this has been posted before. But one of my all-time favorite dubbed quotes is from Mystery Of Chess Boxing.

Ghostfaced Killer: "I'm a killer, and killer's don't die so easy!".

"Just drop the knife...act like a man!"

"Don't preach at me!"

"I must try..."

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From Kung Fu:The Invisible Fist:

Yasuaki Kurata: "I don't approve of women".

Well, it was more of Chen Sing's reaction to that statement that had me rolling,lol.

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Snake & Crane Arts Of Shaolin

Jackie: Tell me, are you interested in the book?

Girl dressed as a boy: (crossly) I certainly am not! BUT...(all cute like) STILL, could I have a look eh?

Lady Suen: You're very smart...what's more, you're nice!

Jackie: I am quite smart...BUT STILL, not nice!

Miao Tien: You may be a pretty smart fellow...BUT STILL, you're finished!

Jackie: BUT STILL, I'm not dead yet

Jackie: You let go, or I'll curse you!

Old Lu: You do that. I love nothing but a good cursing match. I'm a real expert.

Jackie: Sh*thead! You g*dd*mn stupid son of a b*tch!

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Ordinarily, well, I wouldn't say you had a prayer - but you could go around the corner and practice.

Bruce Li, to the old dude with glasses in the street in San Fransisco.

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Ordinarily, well, I wouldn't say you had a prayer - but you could go around the corner and practice.

Bruce Li, to the old dude with glasses in the street in San Fransisco.

"Bruce Lee, I hear you say Chinese kung fu is better then Japanese Karate!"

"It is! And you know it!"

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"She likes men. Lots and lots of men."

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"You promised me fame and fortune!"

"So I did... But I was lying!"

- Invincible Armour

"Who taught you to have FEELINGS?"

- Avenging Eagle

*two bad guys go "huh!" in succession*

"Why do you two men... want to bully... these two people? Do you think... that is a fair thing... to do?"

- Born Invincible

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The Dragon the Hero must be watched for all its classic one liners. Every line is a classic one liner. But the one that tops the cake is where Dragon Lee says: " You.(slight pause) Are a mad dog,(slight pause) that aught to diiieee! Wahdaaaahh!" Before putting out the light on the bad guy with a punch to the gut.

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From the Filmark classic Bionic Ninja:

cop to guy being interrogated: "Why are people trying to kill you then ?! Don't try and tell me it's cause they don't like your face !!!"

guy being interrogated: "It's not a joke, sir."

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HK cops to Tang Tung in Chinatown Kid: "What's this, icing sugar?" "I don't know, never saw it before." "And I suppose you didn't know it was cuhcaine?" :wink:

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Hwang Jang Lee in Invincible Armour:

"A great irony, boiled beans and beanstalks...I see".

You know, I never got what the heck that was supposed to mean!

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Boxer's Adventure

"Think you can do it....WONG CHAT???"

"Reckon I can....CHANG LU!!!"

"Yeah, you're famous...you're a famous nancy boy!"

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