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Kwok Choi

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Hmmm. It's weird. The dialogue seems really familiar but I've never seen The Fearless Duo to my recollection. May have to dig through my stash and see if I do have and just don't remember it. Does it go by any other titles?

Hi ShaOW!linDude hope this rings a bell

http://hkmdb.com/db/movies/view.mhtml?id=10069&display_set=eng

http://hkmdb.com/db/movies/image_detail.mhtml?id=10069&image_id=92971&display_set=eng

http://www.hkcinemagic.com/en/gallery.asp?fid=4721&id=17773#pic

http://www.hkcinemagic.com/en/movie.asp?id=4721

Toby Russell was going to release it at one point but it was put on the back burner.It is a very entertaining movie that would have been popular on the Vengeance Video Label.

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Wow, that line is something else:   vlc-record-2023-09-11-07h39m46s-Thousand Mile Escort-.mp4       "Miss Ho" is said a few times in the second dub for Drunken Master?

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Jackie And Bruce To The Rescue   "Master always said that document was important. It has a list of the YMCA members, also a treasure map. If it fell into the wrong hands, it would be too ter

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Some ammusingly nonsensical non-sequiters   THE KILLER METEORS "Who does it belong to now...the fabulous pearl?"   HALF A LOAF OF KUNG FU "What's this?" "Well then,

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Sammo Hung's character in INCREDIBLE KUNG FU MASTER on Martial Arts philosophy: This situations like food. Some people like chicken, others like fish, other prefer vegetable & bean curd. I like it all as long as it's edible, I can eat anything I don't care that's why I'm so fat.

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From RETURN TO THE 36TH CHAMBER:

Kwan Young-Moon (surprised at Gordon Liu's kung fu skill): Real Kung Fu!

Gordon Liu: Of course it is. It's my NEW style!

From DRUNKEN TAI CHI:

Donnie Yen doing a stance and grunting his teeth after Yuen Cheung-Yan explains to release his chi

Donnie Yen: Why it's the same as farting!

Yuen Cheung-Yan: Shut up! You musn't let that out!

From HALF A LOAF OF KUNG FU

Jackie Chan: If I'm lying, then I'm a son of a bitch!

From EAGLE VS. SILVERFOX

Henchman: We got everyone but the son of Lee

Silver Fox: What? You EEDIOT! (He sounded like a cross between Alvin Seville and Ren Hoek!)

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"If you get close and punch me, I'll knock my head against the stairs till I die!"

Kuo Chui in Ten Tigers of Kwangtung:

"If you wanted to know how to kill a man, why didn't you just say so?"

John Liu-Shaolin Ex-Monk

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From Eagles Claw:

Random Student: Whataayoouudoinginheere!!!!!!!

Lady: Beating You Up...

Chi Kuan Chun: Lady, why are you beating up our men without any reason?

Lady: What is it to you then, I will beat you up as well...

Chang Yi enters: You Shall !!!!!!!!

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From Eagles Claw:

Random Student: Whataayoouudoinginheere!!!!!!!

Lady: Beating You Up...

Chi Kuan Chun: Lady, why are you beating up our men without any reason?

Lady: What is it to you then, I will beat you up as well...

Chang Yi enters: You Shall !!!!!!!!

I think Chang is saying the girl's name which I think is Yu Shao, if I'm not mistaken.

Philip Kao in Dragon on Fire:

"This little coin will pay for your trip to hell."

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You know as many times as i've watched that film I have never put that together..... In that context the scene is not as funny. But still, Chang Yi's entrance alone with those killer boots has got to be one of the all time best villain introductions ever.

Props to the master Lee Tso Nam

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LADY WHIRLWIND

Pai Ying: You can't escape, you're a dead duck!

Chang Yi: You goddamn Japanese!!!

Lol. Yeah that's a funny bit, along with:

Pai Ying: "You're not good enough to fight me..."

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I know it's not a dubbed line, only a line from a subtitle (Secret Rivals 2) but I laughed so hard the first time I saw it I have to mention it.

- I thought you died. Are you ghost?

- No, I only lost one hand. But my new iron hand is even better!

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Here's another one from Lady Whirlwind

Pai Ying's Wife: Go to the inn, you're welcome to any of my birds.

Chin Yuet Sang (playing a, cough, Japanese): B..i..r..d...what is a...bird?

Pai Ying: Ha ha! It's a woman, you dumb ass.

Chin Yuet Sang: Wooo...mannn...Ha Ha! I love em! I'll take two of them! I'll take two of them!!!

Pai Ying: Sure, sure, sure, sure...I'll take you there myself!

Pai Ying's wife: You what? The hell you will!

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Here's another one from Lady Whirlwind

Pai Ying's Wife: Go to the inn, you're welcome to any of my birds.

Chin Yuet Sang (playing a, cough, Japanese): B..i..r..d...what is a...bird?

Pai Ying: Ha ha! It's a woman, you dumb ass.

Chin Yuet Sang: Wooo...mannn...Ha Ha! I love em! I'll take two of them! I'll take two of them!!!

Pai Ying: Sure, sure, sure, sure...I'll take you there myself!

Pai Ying's wife: You what? The hell you will!

Man! Nothing like those old school dubs. Sometimes the funniest bits are meant for serious dialogue.

This one gets me all the time: "The Ninjer!" :xd:

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"Listen ya little f****t, if you keep falling on your ass like that you'll suffer brain damage"

Conan Lee in Ninja in the Dragon's Den

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Tiger On Beat

Chow Yun Fat: I'm looking for a bra.

Seller: What size do you take?

Chow Yun Fat: Oh, it's not for me!

Seller: What size does she take?

Chow Yun Fat: I'm not sure...

Seller: Jayne Mansfield?

Chow Yun Fat: Oh, not that large!

Seller: Miss Hong Kong?

Chow Yun Fat: She's got nothing!

Seller: Dolly Parton?

Chow Yun Fat: Hers keep changing!

Seller: How about mine?

Chow Yun Fat: Oh, there's nothing quite like those!

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From the opening scene in Northern Kicks, Southern Fist:

John Liu's brother:"What's my brother to you?"

Thug: "Well now, we got something for ya!"

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Bruce Lee: The Man, The Myth

"Bruce Lee is not here because he is afraid...he is afraid of your instructor! Mwahaha!"

"So next time you'd better remember...because I'm not doing the talking here...KUNG FU IS!!!"

Bruce Lee Fights Back From The Grave

"Well, a sudden change is in the scheme of things"

"Goddamn you!!!!

"You better start talking, or I'm gonna fill you so damn full of holes you'll be just like a pin cushion!!!"

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Bruce Li The Invincible

"Teacher, I was wrong. I shall leave here...start a new life in Malaysia!"

"Let's attack him whilst he's making love! That way, he can't use his kung fu on us!"

Hit-Man In The Hand Of Buddha

Boss; Damn it, can't anyone help? I need someone who can talk, who can jump and who can fight...well, talk!

Goon 1: Get the judge, he can talk!

Goon 2: Jackie Chan can jump

Goon 1: Bruce Lee can fight!!

Boss: That's enough, tell me where I can find this people now!

Goons: Ummm....one of them's dead, one's gone away!

Boss: ohhhh...RUBBISH!

Abbott: You've broken up my game of checkers, you've made me angry!!! Bring my stick!

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MAGNIFICENT BUTCHER:

Merchant to Sammo: "you'll have to call me, father.."

Sammo: "you mean I've got to call you father to get my pigs back?

Merchant: "right."

Sammo: "ok then... father.." and proceeds to snatch a couple pigs. "Father.." again snatching a few more... Then "Father!..." again swiping the last pigs while the merchant is gloating with face, until realizing Sammo that cleaned him out.

Merchant: "hey, wait a minute! My pigs!"

Sammo: "Ah-! I called you "father!"

Merchant (all gloomily): "Ok.. FATHER!"

Sammo: "Hey!! Don't call me father! I wouldn't want to have a stupid son like you!"

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And the prize for best interpreter goes to...

ONE ARMED BOXER

Mr Mo: All we are waiting for now is two llamas from Tibet, then we are all set.

Lung Fei: GRRRRROOROWL??!!!???

Tsai Hung: Mr Mo, what my teacher means is he's ready to fight with anyone. We don't need help from Tibetan priests, we're ready to fight now!

and on the other hand...

WAY OF THE DRAGON

Tang Lung: Tell him, if I see him here again, he won't leave here alive!!!

Mr Ho (to boss): He said not to come round here, and cause any more trouble.

and why it never pays to dub a live translation...

HEROES OF THE EAST

Gordon Liu/Yasuaki Kuarta: I never intended to write that letter to you...now listen to him, so we don't make his mistake again...I thought the letter would provoke...we will accept our defeat with honour...I will it is make peace our code of bushido

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