Some of the greatest dubbed, one-liners from classics...

[Apanblod]

"Hurry along, Sonny boy!"

Lo Lieh to Gordon Liu after injuring him in Fist of the White Lotus

[Killer Meteor]

Chin Ti's rap from FIST OF UNICORN deserves special mention

"It's just not fair when a girl's this late

They'd said they'd they have here by half past eight!

What will I do if they don't show up?

I know what, I'll a piece of rope and hang myself up!

[two plain (and bare) girls are brought in]

AH! Those two dogs, they're supposed to be nice?

You'd set them on fire, I wouldn't look twice!

One's got tits like an old black sow,

as for her face, I'd rather not mention that now.

As for the other one, she's even worse,

she's got a mouth like a worn out purse!

[A reasonable look-alike for the girl Chin Ti wants is brought in]

Now that's more like what I had in mind!

Something nice, not like the other rotten kind!

Of all I've seen, she's much the best!

I can hardly wait to get her undressed!

Looks to me, and I'm touching wood,

Get her worked up, it'll be really good!

Hair, nose eyes, they all look nice,

Whatever they paid was worth the price!

I can hardly wait to get some more

So quickly...shut...the...door!"

The embarrasing thing is I know this word for word!

[The Dragon]

Chin Ti's rap from FIST OF UNICORN deserves special mention

"It's just not fair when a girl's this late

They'd said they'd they have here by half past eight!

What will I do if they don't show up?

I know what, I'll a piece of rope and hang myself up!

[two plain (and bare) girls are brought in]

AH! Those two dogs, they're supposed to be nice?

You'd set them on fire, I wouldn't look twice!

One's got tits like an old black sow,

as for her face, I'd rather not mention that now.

As for the other one, she's even worse,

she's got a mouth like a worn out purse!

[A reasonable look-alike for the girl Chin Ti wants is brought in]

Now that's more like what I had in mind!

Something nice, not like the other rotten kind!

Of all I've seen, she's much the best!

I can hardly wait to get her undressed!

Looks to me, and I'm touching wood,

Get her worked up, it'll be really good!

Hair, nose eyes, they all look nice,

Whatever they paid was worth the price!

I can hardly wait to get some more

So quickly...shut...the...door!"

The embarrasing thing is I know this word for word!

Lmao!

[SunChien]

"Filthy? You make me blush!"-Chang Yi's reply to being insulted in Phantom Kung Fu

[Killer Meteor]

from HELL'Z WINDSAFF

Dad: Call him Master...now!

Meng Yuen Man: Bullshit teacher!

Jason Pai Piao: Bullshit teacher?

and this weird mixture of cultural heritage...

"Confucious says life's in learning

Curiosity is a nature of man

Even Adam and Eve knew yearning

Unfortunatly the Devil leant them a hand

So if you're feeling life's a bit tough

It's only because you haven't learnt enough!"

[SunChien]

From Kung Fu Commandos:

"I'm Tiny Sun, Pro Fighter! Specialty:Fighting! Uh...don't hit me.."

[moongirl]

Yuen Biao, in the dubbed version of Knockabout, wailing to the police in the teahouse in the beginning of the film, "I fell for their scam!!!"

In Invincible Super Guy, Lung Fei and his sister return to their home with some stolen treasure only to discover that their household has been taken over by a mysterious visitor. She asks him, "Who the hell are you?" He snorts some snuff and answers, "Most people call me....Devil Man."

[Bronx Rican]

Running through Bruce Li the Invincible for clips, and I got a kick out of this exchange:

Poppo (?): "You forget the girl... you're gonna get hurt, eh? Got that?"

Hsu San: "Guess so, but still... I'll have to check with my friend; see what he says."

Chan: "And where's this friend?"

Hsu San, holding up his fist: "He's here! He says no!"

[Killer Meteor]

SNAKE IN THE EAGLE'S SHADOW

"Snake takes Pearl!"

"Snake taking Pearl...not so easy!"

[Killer Meteor]

7 COMMANDMENTS OF KUNG FU

"That pill won't do you any good, except to brown your knickers! It's a laxative!"

[Apanblod]

(In a high-pitch voice:) "Damn you! I'll teach you to fight with me!" - Carter Wong, Born Invincible

[June]

"You must not be to impulsive, adapt a passive sort ot attittude".....Wang Li Ten Tigers from Kwangtung

[Killer Meteor]

"You must not be to impulsive, adapt a passive sort ot attittude".....Wang Li Ten Tigers from Kwangtung

I think he pronounced it "attitood".

Another of my faves:

"Easy now, I didn't ask you to kill him. Just to take out insurance on him" -

THE CHINESE STUNTMAN

[Mark Pollard]

[Jay Stone]

"Everyone, you must rest first... And after that, you can have a good meal... And we'll see how good your Kung fu is."

"Why do we have to wait for that... I wanna show you how good my Kung fu is now... Why should we wait?"

The voices in this movie are awesome. Especially the guys who dub these two characters.

[The Dragon]

Tea House merchant: "He wasn't The One-Armed Boxer!... He's just a bum!"

Monk: "I don't care! I intent to kill every one-armed man I come across!"

[stills]

the entire dean shek and yuen hsiao tien bank scene in dance of the drunk mantis comes to mind.

"these gold teeth,..."

[sigis1]

Hwang Jang Lee : You injured him badly once. How come you respect him so much?

Lo Lieh: He had me beat but the fool believed in my reputation. So I tricked him by appealing to his honor.

Hwang Jang Lee: And he didn’t realize that you can’t even spell the word honor.

[Rambler]

Shaolin Drunkard:

Drunken Monk: If you're smart, you'll come back with me.

Evil Magician: Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm evil! I terminate all good!!!

[vengeanceofhumanlanterns]

The Unique Lama:

"But there's one thing I can do, and that's drugs... better than anyone else!" The right hand man of Yueh Hua speaking to the hero he just drugged.

[Morgoth Bauglir]

"You can do battle with fists, you can do battle with wits, but no weapon can beat a great pair of tits".

[Kwok Choi]

(Exterior: Day : Kung fu master sitting comfortably on a rock by the slope of a grassy hill enjoying a smoke from his lengthy pipe daydreaming)

(Student approaching) Master!.......Master!!........Masterrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!

(Master startled) Huh?...huh?

(Student) Didn't you sleep well?

(Master) Uh huh huh....just didn't get enough.Did you see anything last night?

(Student) Nothing!...except for two bodies.

(Master) No?....uh huh.....two bodies eh? It was a strange dream,but it was a really beautiful dream; a pretty girl came to my room last night and she raped me!

(Student) Is that so? hmm hmm. What did you do?

(Master) Ha ha ha ha.....ha. What do you think? I raped back and enjoyed it. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

(Student) Hmm hmm..........hmm why couldn't it have been me?

(Master) Hmm? What did you say? Start practising.

[ShaOW!linDude]

@ Kwok Choi

That dialogue seems so familiar to me. What movie is that from?

[Kwok Choi]

@ Kwok Choi

That dialogue seems so familiar to me. What movie is that from?

Yeah I know it is familiar that's why I didn't put the title hoping that people would remember the film but since you have requested,it is The Fearless Duo.

[ShaOW!linDude]

Hmmm. It's weird. The dialogue seems really familiar but I've never seen The Fearless Duo to my recollection. May have to dig through my stash and see if I do have and just don't remember it. Does it go by any other titles?