Some of the greatest dubbed, one-liners from classics...

[crazedjustice888]

From Shaolin Red Master.

Chi Kuan Chun is just sitting there and then the waiter comes over to him and tries to steal his wallet, however he notices a sharp point next to his crotch. Chi Kuan Chun responds to the situation with a straight face while saying "The slightest move could be OH so painful..." HAHAHAHA!!!!

[VenomsFan]

The Young Bruce Lee - "Glodnamit! You need a lesson!"

I find myself saying these lines posted till this day, like in everyday conversations, where it fits. Most times people aren't kung fu fans and look at me strange. Othertimes fellow fans will shout back out loud.

Nice thread!

[The Dragon]

"Ahh... What rippling muscles! We don't want to kill you... !"- Wei Ping Ao as the effeminate lackey in Way of The Dragon.

[inframan]

"but still..."

can't remember which movie that was from;)

[Drunken Monk]

I'm paraphrasing but Hwang Jang Lee, in the non-original dub of "Drunken Master, says something like...

"You're not good enough to wipe the shit off my god damned arsehole."

[The Dragon]

I'm paraphrasing but Hwang Jang Lee, in the non-original dub of "Drunken Master, says something like...

"You're not good enough to wipe the shit off my god damned arsehole."

It's like this:

"Beating a nobody like you would ruin my reputation... Even if you studied for 10 years, you'd never beat me. Why don't you go and clean toilets or something?"

- Hwang Jiang Lee to Jackie Chan in Drunken Master.

4:04 Mark: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34-blSexznI

[prinnysquad]

It's like this:

"Beating a nobody like you would ruin my reputation... Even if you studied for 10 years, you'd never beat me. Why don't you go and clean toilets or something?"

- Hwang Jiang Lee to Jackie Chan in Drunken Master.

There's defo a dub with the phrase Drunken Monk mentioned

About 1.52 on this clip.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34-blSexznI

[The Silver Fox]

" It's Cleaar that that General Chow murdered Mr Luuu, Minister for royal securiteee "

"No need for that, the winner is never at fault..."

Hwang Jang Lee-Invincible Armour

[northern b]

"but still..."

can't remember which movie that was from;)

The same one as "so then you think you can beat me"

[Drunken Monk]

Not so much a "classic" in the 1979's sense but I've always loved the dub "Can't feel a thing. My whole damn body is numb" Sammo says to Richard Norton during their stand off in "Twinkle Twinkle Lucky Stars."

[Killer Meteor]

"I've got my mojo going!"

Yuen Siu-tien, MASTER WITH CRACKED FINGERS

and later..

DEAN SHEK: Your mother wears corsets!!!

YUEN SIU-TIEN: You're right, she does!

[Apanblod]

"You're brilliant, bravo, bravo!"

Chiang Sheng to Philip Kwok - Brave Archer and his Mate

[Kennedy Il Sung]

"You are quite handy...for someone who only has one."

Eagle Han to a One armed fighter in Shaolin Drunken Monk

[Son Of A Gun]

Hwang Jang Lee in - Tower of Death:

"I may be a Kung-Fu master,...but I need cash!"

[Bronx Rican]

The same one as "so then you think you can beat me"

"You fools... You must be tired of living."

[Apanblod]

Hwang Jang Lee in - Tower of Death:

"I may be a Kung-Fu master,...but I need cash!"

Haha, that's the best line ever! What's the following line again?

"Drug business was the solution, and now I can live in luxury forever!"

[Killer Meteor]

Haha, that's the best line ever! What's the following line again?

"Drug business was the solution, and now I can live in luxury forever!"

I love the way Roy Horan says of Bobby Lo: "I wonder what that little punk wants."

[Apanblod]

I love the way Roy Horan says of Bobby Lo: "I wonder what that little punk wants."

"[...] It must be about Billy Lo's death!"

Practically every line in ToD is an instant classic.

[The Dragon]

Hwang Jang Lee in - Tower of Death:

"I may be a Kung-Fu master,...but I need cash!"

Lmao!

[Killer Meteor]

Lmao!

Another classic is when Bobby Lo is watching the oh-so convient film of Hwang and Roy Horan training. It's generally due to the sneery voice but when he says "They seem to be great friends", you almost expect him to finish the line with "Damn bastards!"

[The Dragon]

Another classic is when Bobby Lo is watching the oh-so convient film of Hwang and Roy Horan training. It's generally due to the sneery voice but when he says "They seem to be great friends", you almost expect him to finish the line with "Damn bastards!"

From The Game of Death: when Dr. Land is falling off the side of the building, crashing into every neon sign on the way down... "... Shit!.. You Bastaaaaaaard!!!!"

LMAO!

[Apanblod]

Another classic is when Bobby Lo is watching the oh-so convient film of Hwang and Roy Horan training. It's generally due to the sneery voice but when he says "They seem to be great friends", you almost expect him to finish the line with "Damn bastards!"

He's got a lot of classy lines in that movie.

"These are my trained peacocks! They obey my every command!"

[sdog2006]

"Please call off your dogs, they might bite me. I'm scared of dogs, once when I was a kid I shit myself because I was scared by a dog!"

"Why don't you come over to my place tonight? You look like you could use a good fuck!"

"Well that's a good thing for me because with two jack asses like you working for me I could use a whole barrell of lucky stars!"

"God Damn newspaper man! Go fuck yourself!"

"As for you? You two are as good as dead because nobody fucks with me! No one! Nobody!"

PRICELESS AND THE GUYS DUBBING IT WERE CLEARLY PISSED! LOL LOL :-) :-)

[SunChien]

"Did those two sons of bitches pay their bill?"-Lily Li in 8 Escorts.

[Bronx Rican]

You all should know by now my list is virtually encyclopedic.

But I'll give examples which haven't yet been presented on video clips.

I gotta get a copy of the DVD for One-Armed Chivalry Fights Against One-Armed Chivalry, re-titled to the equally dumb Point the Finger of Death:

"I'm just a country girl... please, I beg you, don't harm me."

"I couldn't give a ten-cent damn... where you come from."

"My righteousness is bound to win over this man's evil. Anyway, he means nothing more to me than a dirty son of a bitch."

And the nonsensical source of the re-title: "You have pointed........ the finger of death, and now you must die for it."

From Raiders of Buddhist Kung Fu:

"Youuuuuu... you have committed very grave offense... killing people, and sporting with WOMENNNNNNN!!"

From Executioners of Shaolin:

"I'm glad you've come. ...... Now you are... going to die."

From Mission Kiss and Kill:

"You obviously don't know the way I always do things."

"Oh? Surprise me, then."

"When I meet a no-good damn son of a bitch... with a totally unreasonable attitude... we always fight to the DEATH!!"

From The Master Strikes:

"WHEN I WANNA KILL... a man, no one can stop me. I've killed ten for one." Huh?

From the Ocean Shores dub of Great Massacre (Shaolin Hero):

"So, you're coming for me."

"Right."

"But I don't like to kill people. Don't force me into it... or else-"

"SHUT UP! LET'S GET HIM! COME ON!!"

From Twins of Kung Fu:

"We've come for some horse dung."

'Whaddaya mean?"

"WE COLLECT HORSE SHIT!"