Some of the greatest dubbed, one-liners from classics...

[Guest stormybman]

In The One Armed Boxer, after Lung Fei chops off Wang Yu's arm, Wang's Sifu replies,

"My God, he nearly killed him!"

:lol You think? The dudes arm has been hacked off, and he's bleeding to death!

[Guest morgoth]

From One-armed Boxer-

"Never insult Tibetan martial arts".

[Guest morgoth]

From Return of Chinese Boxer

Jack Long replies to Phillip Ko's comments before fighting him in a tournament- "Worry about yourself, no one beats the claw."

[Guest edher08]

"My Kung Fu improves every hour, soon I'll be invincible.." John Liu, Dragon The Hero.

[The Dragon]

... I'd like to add a new one I've run across, from Kiss of Death:

Chiang Tao, after being told to pay in the club...

"Damn it, you stupid creep! Do you know who I am?... I get everything free! The women, the booze, the food, I don't pay for anything! Got that?!"

and minutes later while escorting Chen Ping to the parking lot...

"Alright, do you like this car?"

Chen Ping:"Mmm" (affirmative)

Chiang Tao: "Good! In that case, this is the one we're gonna take!"

All this in the Eng. dubb, however, in the subs, his character's name is "PIMP"

Classic!

[KUNG FU BOB]

I laugh hardest at the dry jokes. The ones that are spoken dead serious, but with a ton of sarcasm or vastly understated...

In MASTER OF THE FLYING GUILLOTINE, at the tournament a contestant makes his entrance by leaping like 60 feet through the air, and Jimmy Wang Yu deadpans "Nice jumping". -This cracks me up everytime.

In EIGHT DIAGRAM POLE FIGHTER when 8th Yang is dueling his master so he can leave the temple and he demonstrates a particularly awesome move, the Abbott says "Excellent poling!"

In THE STREETFIGHTER when Sonny Chiba's Tsurugi finds out the female yakuza boss has sent a gang of men to kill him he says "You tell that bitch how sorry I am we can no longer be friends."

In HEROES OF THE EAST when Gordon Liu is handed the three-section staff he plainly states "These poles here... are very good." Then he busts out into some absolutely killer moves (assisted/doubled by Pops for the "helicopter spin" behind the back).

[Chinatown Kid]

Bruce Lee in Fist of Fury: "This time your eating paper, the next time it's gonna be glass."

Lily Li to Chen Kuan Tai in Executioners From Shaolin before he goes to fight Bei Mei played by Lo Lieh: "If you can, kill him. if you can't, then run."

[dannyv21]

'you bastard!' - phillip kao

'yes, i suppose i am' - hwang jang lee, just before he kicks his ass

invincible armour

[The Dragon]

"We are all prepared to win, just as we are born, knowing only life... It is defeat that you must prepare for."- Han from Enter The Dragon.

[Lo Lieh]

"And you can stick it right in your ass!"--Chiba- The Return of the Street Fighter

[Endsang]

From Daggers 8:

Wilson Tong: "What sort of noodles you got?"

Peter Chan: "I've got pork noodles, beef noodles, egg noodles and soup noodles!"

Wilson Tong: "Some funeral noodles!"

Peter Chan: "Funeral noodles?"

Wilson Tong: "For you.. to take down to hell!"

[spearman lo tat]

Greetings to all!

1. Fearless Hyena--by Yen Shi Kwan, who was attacked by an overly-emotional Jackie Chan only to be saved by Chen Hui Lou, to Jackie:

"You must be tired of living. I'll help."

2. Unique Lama--I don't know the name of the actor who said this, nor the actress to whom he said this to, but this was repeated a few times in the movie:

"You b!tch!

You slut!

You cow!!"

[she]

"bullsh!t mister han man!"

and my quote

[wudangimmortal]

haha what a great thread,

the funeral noodles one still has me laughing..

i always crack up at gordon liu in Martial Club when he goes to the school to fight the enemies , points at them and says "you scumbags"

[wudangimmortal]

also from Ninja in dragon den at the end fight.

"why dont you give that knife to your wife for cutting vegetables"

[Endsang]

From Incredible Kung Fu Master:

Tung Wei: "Kung fu is like eating. Some people like chicken, some duck, some like fish, some like meat, but I like all kinds of good food if it's edible!

Huang Ha: "You eat shit! You're like a garbage bin!

[Drunken Cat]

"whats wrong with me, im not drunk, only had 3 jars"

Good one, I always liked this one from The Kid with the Golden Arm.

"That's that. You escort the gold, it isn't far now. I'm gonna get drunk"

[The Dragon]

James Nam, Jaws of The Dragon:

"Damn, I'm gonna miss that Bitch! She was the best piece of ass I've ever had!"

XD

[northern b]

Heres a few off the dome

Legend of a fighter

Charlie Chan to Kao Fei- Old man you're looking real sick!

Kao Fei retorts- F(*^ You!!!

Kao Fei to Kurata where did you learn that!?

Kurata- I learned it here I learned if from you!

Drunken Master (classic dub)

Dean Shek to Freddie Wong - have some more water now you bast^&d!!

yeun siu tin while being attacked- I'm not hot don't need fanningHwang jan lee to Freddie wong during last fight- You

*Mr Li to Freddie wongs dad who won't sell him the land and whose son has been beaten by Freddie- Don't think I've forgotten that business about your son..

 

Mr Li to Freddie Wongs foe- your 8 palm technique really is terrific

smug foe: That was nothing- Yahhh!!! 

*that guy has voiced countless films and his voice cracks me up everytime!!

 

Invincible Armour

Hwang Jan Le to Johnn Liu- Ah Chao lu fung you're here at last- alright you can try my technique too...yaah!

Snake in the eagles shadow

I've been looking for you.....Yaah!

Fearless Hyena

Yeun si Kwan- You must be tired of living

Cantonen Iron Kung Fu

You've good eyes can you see your death?

Dynamite Trio

Lung Fei to cornered victims -You're gonna die give me your gung fu book!

Unbeaten 28

10 years ago you were a Bast%d who caused me a lot of trouble!

Snake Deadly Act

OK these may have been subs but hey...

In the massage parlour where Angela Mao attacks Kwok he has a close shave with the sword and says to her thats really something!

Chan Wai Man after being bettered by Fong Hak On- his kung Fu is unfathomable, it's better than mine!

Edited December 19, 2021 by northern b
added line!

[The Dragon]

Cantonen Iron Kung Fu

You've good eyes can you see your death?

LMAO!

[The Dragon]

WOTD:

Wong ing Sik-"who can do Karate better than Japanese?!"

Chuck Norris responds promptly with a series of spinning kicks, a judo throw, and before landing the finishing blow...

The Boss interupts with- "Now that we've decided...!"

[Morgoth Bauglir]

Was watching Legend of a Fighter today (for at least the 50th time), and somehow it gets funnier every time I see it.

"Whada ya think a that, hey!"

"You bastard! I'll beat you easily!"

"One, two... two and a half"

"THere's absolutely no doubt about who's the real champion, he beat the shit out of him that's obvious."

"That was the eagle claw style. If you're only good enough to learn half of it, then that's enough to beat anybody else around here, or anywhere else".

"In terms of style, I've beaten him real good. All that he knows is how to punch, and that's all."

[soulborn]

Not sure if this is in the new dub of Ninja in the dragon's den.

To the magicians son.

I going to kick your balls so hard it will swollen up and get so heavy you be flat footed by carrying em.

And Dragon lee's co actor read a pornographical book

and say

Ohh She is hot! She must be your ass is on fire.

[The Dragon]

"You get outta my way, You old has been!"- The Blind, Master of The Flying Guillotine, Feng Sheng Wu Chi, to the tournament grandmaster.

8:56 MARK OF THIS CLIP:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMrLJbmAjDY&feature=related

[Shaolin_Fox]

Cantonen Iron Kung Fu

You've good eyes can you see your death?

Check @ 1:17 XD