Guest moviegyrl Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 Had to break out my catalogs for this one! Over the years, I've highlighted and annotated them with 'grades' for movies.8o My choices (1960-1985) are: - INHERITOR OF KUNG FU 0] - KUNG FU EMPEROR (or, whatever the original title) - REVENGEFUL SWORDSWOMAN :x :x :x - ADVENTURE FOR IMPERIAL TREASURE - BLOODED TREASURY FIGHT - BUDDHA ASSASSINATORS - DUAL FLYING KICKS - 8 ESCORTS - IMPERIAL SWORD - SHAOLIN HERO (cast: Leung Kar Yan, Meng Fei, Kao Fei) - STORY IN TEMPLE RED LILY - 10 MAGNIFICENT KILLERS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest killer meteor Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 Imperial Sword - is that the one with Judy Lee and Chang Yi? I thought that was quite good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest aceface Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 this may or may not be applicable. venom warrior. it turned out to be about a dancer. it possibly included kung fu, as i did not watch the whole thing, but i doubt it severely. it sounded badass, but i hate it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jmungus Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 Imperial Sword - is that the one with Judy Lee and Chang Yi? I thought that was quite good if its the one (aka brave in the kf shadow) its not only quite good, its most definiticiously good and recommended to grab asap. treasury, assassinators & escorts are decent entries as well. not in any way to be associated with "worst kf movies". inheritor or kf emperor is that type of stuff nobody really needs; but theyre also the kind bearable enough to watch on rainy days or very-late-nights every couple of years. i understand shaolin hero is an aka for the great massacre. never got around to check it out. is it really (that) bad ??? I've seen a film worse than Fearless Hyena 2 - Godfather Of Canton. Urgh! welcome to the club of GoC haters FH2 is still significantly crappier imo. i mean, that flick is workin so hard to be seriously hated by everyone, u gotta give it the crap it deserves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stormybman Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 How about Iron Monkey 2? Donnie Yen is awsome, however, that movie was total crap. To this day I cannot sit though the entire film. :b Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest killer meteor Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 Another one for the bad books: South Shaolin Vs. North Shaolin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Righteous Master Posted January 3, 2008 Member Share Posted January 3, 2008 Hey guys, just wondering what MA film you watched that tops your list for the worst of all time. The worst MA film I have ever watched has to go to Dragon in Fury. I rented this movie from blockbuster a few weeks ago because Gordon Liu was in the movie. What a scam! He was in the movie for the first one or two minutes and that was sweet, but after that the movie went way downhill. Eventually I got so bored I turned the movie off. I have only done this twice while watching a MA film. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member WhiteTiger1 Posted January 3, 2008 Member Share Posted January 3, 2008 Hey guys, just wondering what MA film you watched that tops your list for the worst of all time. The worst MA film I have ever watched has to go to Dragon in Fury. I rented this movie from blockbuster a few weeks ago because Gordon Liu was in the movie. What a scam! He was in the movie for the first one or two minutes and that was sweet, but after that the movie went way downhill. Eventually I got so bored I turned the movie off. I have only done this twice while watching a MA film. ALL THESE ARE ROTTEN 1.Deadly Snail VS. Kung Fu Killers 2.Bruce Lee Fights back from Grave 3.The Firefist Of The Incredible Dragon 4.Dragon against Vampire 5.Attack of the Joyful Goddess 6.Fist Of The Golden Monkey 7.Raiders of Buddist Kung Fu 8.Eagle Shadow Fist 9.Dragon Lee and Five Brothers 10.Forest Duel and there's many more.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member ironfistedmonk Posted January 3, 2008 Member Share Posted January 3, 2008 I'm with White Tiger on his number 1 choice, that is without a doubt THE worst film I have ever seen. Hot on it's heels are Nine Demons, Attack of the Joyful Goddess, Fight Among the Supers and anything starring Benny Tsui lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member peringaten Posted January 3, 2008 Member Share Posted January 3, 2008 Deadly Snail reigns supreme as crappest kung flick ever! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Cesare Posted January 3, 2008 Member Share Posted January 3, 2008 From what I've seen so far, the worst (or one of the worst) was probably South Shaolin vs. North Shaolin AKA Shaolin Plot 2, starring Casanova Wong. I got to admit that some of the fights were quite impressive (I was impressed, anyway) but everything else about the flick was a major pain in the ass - the amount of amateurism was quite astounding. But of course, I've yet to see the worst of the worst I suppose... This one had its "so bad it's funny" moments, at least - if that counts as a saving grace...;-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Morgoth Bauglir Posted January 3, 2008 Member Share Posted January 3, 2008 White Tiger that is a good list for old school movies. I think I made it an hour into Deadly Snail before I had to turn it off. And for newer movies Righteous Master brought up a good one with Dragon in Fury. That movie is even worse than Hero Youngster:eek: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member The Amazing Psycho Per Posted January 3, 2008 Member Share Posted January 3, 2008 Shaolin vs Lama Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Iron_Jinon Posted January 3, 2008 Member Share Posted January 3, 2008 snake fist dynamo swift shaolin boxer 18 bronzegirls of shaolin circus kids new legend of shaolin dragon tiger gate fighting ace battle wizard too many bruce le&li movies to remember battle creek brawl street fighters last revenge(this movies fights are so bad they need to be seen to believed,music equally horrible) shaolin vs ninja(alexander lo rei flick) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Morgoth Bauglir Posted January 3, 2008 Member Share Posted January 3, 2008 What happened to this thread? This is the worst kung fu movie thread. FIghting Ace isn't too bad and Shaolin vs Ninja has some awesome fights. Lo Rei and Alan Hsu have a great one on one match and the tournament scene is one of my favorite fight scenes of all time. FAR from being the worst. These are the types of movies that should be listed- Muscle of the Dragon 5 Element Kung Fu pretty much any Bruce Le flick... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member ironfistedmonk Posted January 3, 2008 Member Share Posted January 3, 2008 Yep, Fighting Ace and Shaolin vs Ninja are a million miles away from being the worst and no way does Swift Shaolin Boxer deserve to be on the list, I rate this one quite highly. I thought you would put Kung Fu Cook on your list morgoth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Iron_Jinon Posted January 3, 2008 Member Share Posted January 3, 2008 I think it`s pretty safe to say in public what I think is crap movie does not need to be agreed by you.And viceversa of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Bus Posted January 3, 2008 Member Share Posted January 3, 2008 Black Mask 2 Black Eagle Spirited Killer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member WhiteTiger1 Posted January 3, 2008 Member Share Posted January 3, 2008 This will help-http://kungfucinema.com/forums/showthread.php?t=719 But Hay there are more rotten ones to add. Just thought this would help!! P/S Funny how a lot of mine match what's on old post. Guess I was not the only one who thought my list stunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member venoms5 Posted January 3, 2008 Member Share Posted January 3, 2008 Any of those Joseph Lai/Godfrey Ho "Ninja" movies TIGER LOVE(Cool poster though) PRINCESS & THE TOXICANT SHAOLIN INVINCIBLES TIGRESS OF SHAOLIN Most of Robert Tai's movies I've seen with Alexander Lou. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member AlbertV Posted January 3, 2008 Member Share Posted January 3, 2008 I thought Flash Challenger was pretty rechid. It was part of Sho Kosugi's Ninja Theater. It seemed as if the fighters in the film just flailed their arms and legs and not enough crispy techniques. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Morgoth Bauglir Posted January 3, 2008 Member Share Posted January 3, 2008 I thought you would put Kung Fu Cook on your list morgoth Yeah i didn't like that movie, but I have seen worse. Like Old Master. When Bill Louie pulled out the chainsaw and didn't cut anybody up that was the last straw. I had to turn the movie off and I still haven't finished it. Another one is Sword Named Revenge. Took me 4 viewings to finally finish it. A complete waste of time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Bus Posted January 3, 2008 Member Share Posted January 3, 2008 I still say it's gotta be Black Eagle, or Black Mask 2 Spirited Killer was a SHITE film, but I have to add these Enter The 7 Virgins Tough Ninja Clones Of Bruce Lee Black Dragon Avenges The Death Of Bruce Lee Bronze Girls Of Shaolin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Chinatown Kid Posted January 3, 2008 Member Share Posted January 3, 2008 I remember years ago I had a movie titled Bruce Takes Dragon Town on one of those Goodtime VHS's. "Bruce" looked to be in his 50's with rotting teeth and he moved like he had a bad case of rigimortis. Needless to say I wanted to kick myself in the ass for buying that piece of crap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member venoms5 Posted January 3, 2008 Member Share Posted January 3, 2008 Pretty much anything with a Bruce imitator is going to be awful, IMO. BRUCE LEE-A DRAGON STORY is one that comes to mind as well as most all of Dragon Lee's output. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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