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What is the worst MA film you have watched?


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Guest HANZOSTEEL
HAnzosteel-what is wrong with goose Boxer?

I would tell you but i can feel im ready to throw up again just thinking about it so i better make it quick.

On second thought .. Gulp...to me it sucked so much i cant even find it in myself to bring it up again.

Sorry mate sorry yeh i really hated the movie.

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Guest morgoth

I thought it was hilarious. I can't think of many kung fu movies that are funnier than this. What are some old school KF comedies you like?

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Guest Egocentrik1

some flick mentioned here are ok..such as goose boxer,drunkenmaster 3 and ninja vs. mafia...

i recently watched the new movie from james worth...Honor

BIG AVOID

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Guest Chan Wah Shun

Bruce Lee's Ways of Kung Fu

Fist of Fear, Piece of Sh*t

Game of Death '78

All IFD/Filmark Ninja Movies

Black Dragon Fever

Fist of Golden Monkey

There are more, but I seem to have blotted them out of my memory.

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Guest Chinatown Kid

Even though the film Secret Envoy has Hwang Jang Lee and Casanova Wong in it, it really sucks and I was very disappointed in it. Same goes for Horror Holiday with Tan Tao Liang, it only had one sorry fight scene on a bridge at the end, what a letdown!

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Guest Shaolin Dog Paw

Ashes of Time?!

haha, this movie is ranked among the top 10 greatest Chinese movies of all time.

Fist of the Golden Monkey was awesome and so was shaolin drunk monkey...anything IFD touches turns into pure cinematic gold. Maybe its just me. Like i said before i have a bad movie disease.

I happen to think that all of Jet's movies are crap, with the exception of Fearless and Danny the Dog.

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Guest Chen Zhen
I happen to think that all of Jet's movies are crap, with the exception of Fearless and Danny the Dog.

so you think the once upon a time in china movies and fist of legend are crap? wow, thats defientely a first..

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Guest Shaolin Dog Paw

well, when i say crap.. i mean, a movie that doesnt really interest me personally. because i have odd taste. Didn't mean to disrespect any Jet Li fans, im just saying that i have a twisted sense of film. I agree that he's made great movies, the OUATIC series and others, but they arent neccesarily great to me because they don't fit my likes.

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Guest morgoth

"I dunno guys. I think INHERITOR OF KUNG FU has to be one of the worst films I've ever tried to sit through from ANY genre."

I agree that it is a horrible movie, but I still thought it was a lot of fun.

And 8 Escorts in no way can be considered 1 of the worst movies ever. Li-Li-Li is super hot, has tons of fights, and D. Tan vs. Chan Wei Man at the end is awesome.

And SHaolin Dog Paw- have you seen Jet Li's 'The Master'? That is definitely one of the worst movies ever.

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Guest morgoth

Chen Zhen- the cheesy Damo movie with Chen Sing? Or the Xenon movie called 'Killer Priest'? Or are these the same thing? I have heard the Xenon version is not the real Killer Priest.

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Guest Shaolin Dog Paw

is the master really bad? I'll have to watch it if it is. ill pick it up this weekend. im going to rent every Steven Segal, direct to dvd, movie i can find and have a bad movie marathon.

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Guest morgoth

I don't know whether or not you will like The Master. I didn't get any enjoyment out of it whasoever, mainly because I kept thinking abotu how good it could have been. There is some good cheese, but it's low grade.

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Guest Chinatown Kid

There's just something about the way the fights were choreographed in The Master that wasn't pleasing. A movie of Jet's that gets alot of bad reviews in which I thought the fight scenes were quite good, much better than The Master, was Dragon Fight co-starring Dick Wei.

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Guest HANZOSTEEL
BRUCE LEE VS. FRANKENSTEIN ...what a let-down.

LOL... on another note there is some Crap Lined Dragon Lee movie that blows HARD.

I think it's called dragon lee and the 5 brothers... i HATED IT!

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Guest MikoHazuki

And to stick with the Dragon Lee theme, DRAGON'S SHOWDOWN is pretty wretched, too. I can't make it more than fifteen minutes in anytime I try to watch it.

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Guest Chen Zhen

The Master is one of jet's worst films, everything about hte movie sucked aside from the fights, that were just avg at best. very tough film to sit thru. dont kno what tsui hark was thinking..

morgoth- ive heard the xenon killer priest is the same...either way, im referring to that tamo monk one with chen sing yeah. boy did that film suck in just about every way..

dog paw...if ur not a fan of jet li's movies, i cant possibly see how u'll enjoy the master...but then again, u admittedly like "bad" movies, so u may love it! lol

Dragon fight wasnt a bad movie at all, i think its just good. the fights are decent and the movie as a whole was solid.

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Guest Atomic Mystery Monster
well, when i say crap.. i mean, a movie that doesnt really interest me personally. because i have odd taste

Shaolin Dog Paw,

Watch NEW LEGEND OF SHAOLIN (aka LEGEND OF THE RED DRAGON). Trust me on this...

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Guest morgoth

Well Chen Zhen, we definitely have to disagree on SHaoln Monk(Tai Seng). It is one of my personal favorites, too many good things to go over in that movie.

Dragon Lee vs. 5 Brothers-very bad, even worse than that Golden Snake movie.

New Legend of shaolin-decent. Seventh Curse is one yu need to check out if you like your movies super crazy.

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