Guest shukocarl Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 Has to be Bruce Lee Fights Back from the Grave...100% dreadful (so bad it's good)...even worse than Fantasy Mission Force. What's your worst? Carl:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HwangDi Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 Well I dunno about worst ever (and it being semi-kung fu anyway) but I was pretty disappointed with "Stranger and the Gunfighter" after believing a Lo Lieh and Van Cleef team would be cool. Wasn't into that one at all!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest peringaten Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 DEADLY SNAIL VS. KUNG FU KILLERS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chen Zhen Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 Fearless Master :x :x :x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Golden Harvest Greg Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 The absolute worst KF movie in the history of not only martial arts filmmaking, but filmmaking in general is, "The Firefist Of The Incredible Dragon." Released by those jackanapes over at Master Arts Video Co. Peace !!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest monk sante Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 I would have to go with "the Brother", very lousy!:x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest killer meteor Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 I LOVE Bruce Lee Fights Back From The Grave My vote for worst would be Fearless Hyena 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest monwobobbo Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 IRON HEAD is about the worst piece of @#%$ i've seen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest morgoth Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 Raiders of Buddhist kung fu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest limubai2000 Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 Dragon Against Vampire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HANZOSTEEL Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 Goose Boxer was a total peice of @#%$. Dont ever watch it! :x :x :x Im throwing up just starting to think about it i better leave bye. omg really Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jmungus Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 attack of the joyful goddess a drunken monkey on crack must have crapped into CC`s tea when the godfather looked the other way to snatch some lsd off his assistant fist of the golden monkey han ying & elton chong are my boys; unfortunately they wasted their time and talents on this pos eagles claw and butterfly palm ask me for the one title with a high profile cast that blows and EC&BP is likely the one im gonna come up with killer of snake fox of shaolin long time no watch, planning to give it another shot some time soon; the only memory i have about this movie spells like p-u-r-e-c-r-a-p. as flawed and/or craptacular these movies are, ive seen many dozens that were worse; pardon me i dont recall any of those titles (some of which i havent even bothered watching until the end credits roll) ps: yeah, FH2 is truly one big lump of excrement on celluloid; maybe the worst of all the titles that have been mentioned thus far !?! (although that one snail/kf killer movie peringaten mentions is completely unknown to me). its a somewhat great pleasure of sentimental value to run into other wacksters mentioned by u guys (iron head :lol ....craaaaaap!!) my proposal for an alt. title of this thread: baby cart load of manure in the land of demons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chinese Sausage Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 Fist of Fear, Touch of Death. Haven't been able to sit tight and watch the whole film Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yakuza954 Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 attack of the joyful goddess a drunken monkey on crack must have crapped into CC`s tea when the godfather looked the other way to snatch some lsd off his assistant wtf :rollin 1. ninja kids- why ninja movies get so much flack: exploitation from start to finish. stupid story, a sex scene that looks like it belongs in a porno, and sub-par choreography with lots of guys in black suits. 2. kung fu vs yoga. Only reason this isn't #1 is because of the entertaining fight against the yoga master at the end. Rest of the movie is a waste of time with the 2 ugliest leads ever in a kf movie, fung hak on in a dress, and the most offensive storyline i've ever seen in a kung fu film. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chinatown Kid Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 Any of those Filmark "Ninja" films are pretty damn bad, can't seem to be able to sit through any of them till the finish. Bruce Takes Dragon Town is another turkey, the star looks to be close to fifty years old with rotting teeth and the fights are that terrible "swingy arm" style. Can't leave out Karate Rock, talking about pure @#%$, this is it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shaolin Dog Paw Posted March 18, 2007 Share Posted March 18, 2007 For me, the crappiest movies=the best movies... but these go far beyond bad. 1. pink force commandos :x :x 2. Fearless Hyena 3 aka Fearless Master 3. Drunken Master 3 4. American Chinatown 5. City Dragon starring...M.C. Kung Fu :x :x :x :x :x (possibly worse than Turkish Star Wars!) 6. Breathing Fire 7. Double Dragon In Last Duel 8. Dragon Force Operation 9. Dragon Fury 10. Forest Duel:x 11. Ninja vs. Mafia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ironfistedmonk2003 Posted March 18, 2007 Share Posted March 18, 2007 I'm with Peri, its gotta be Deadly Snail vs Kung Fu Killers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jmungus Posted March 18, 2007 Share Posted March 18, 2007 mafia vs ninja is actually pretty good fun (doesnt apply to lo rei/tai haters). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest june Posted March 18, 2007 Share Posted March 18, 2007 hello all, thank god i can't remember the title of this bull crap! someone took a camera to mexico or some village to make a kung fu movie about a female getting revenge. either the people were native americans or spanish. we're talking back in the 70's when kung fu films was hot in philly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Takano2002 Posted March 18, 2007 Share Posted March 18, 2007 Dragon Blood, an spanish kung fu movie directed & starring John Liu and shoot in canary Islands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WHITETIGERNY Posted March 18, 2007 Share Posted March 18, 2007 Plot sucked. Fights good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest morgoth Posted March 18, 2007 Share Posted March 18, 2007 HAnzosteel-what is wrong with goose Boxer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Atomic Mystery Monster Posted March 18, 2007 Share Posted March 18, 2007 I second morgoth's vote for RAIDERS OF BUDDHIST KUNG FU (aka A FISTFUL OF YEN), and considering how I enjoyed FIST OF FEAR, TOUCH OF DEATH, FOREST DUEL, and various cut-and-paste ninja movies, that's saying a lot. ROBKF only offers terrible fight scenes, what could be the stupidest resolution in a martial arts movie ever, and the ability to waste over an hour of your life. Gordon Liu must've been really hard up for cash; that's the only explanation I have for his role in this fiasco. I've heard that a movie called SHARK OPERATION is supposed to be terrible, but I haven't been able to find any solid information on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest morgoth Posted March 18, 2007 Share Posted March 18, 2007 I started feeling very sick while watching ROBKF, but I felt a lot better when the movie ended. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dragon herb Posted March 18, 2007 Share Posted March 18, 2007 I vote for Eagle Shadow Fist, far too boring and frustrating to watch it. Not to mention the repeated violin-melody in the soundtrack = :x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.