Guest tokenganjaclan Posted October 28, 2007 Share Posted October 28, 2007 WOW, I normally wouldn't chime in but all the hype on this one had me get a copy. OVER -RATED I seen this when I was younger as most of you have as well. Thought it was cool back then. Everything is cool when you're 15. I had LONG forgot this one so picked it up and watched it. Bore Fest!!! I guess you can add me to the non-venoms liking list. Everytime one of their flicks gets ready to drop I see all kinds of hype, But my opinion it's just hype. Maybe it's just everyone wants to relive that feeling of late night watching KF on the tv? So far I've only liked 2 Venoms flicks 5 Venoms and Crippled..The others Blah!!! I like the movies that have 1 or 2 members better..SSWRB , 2 Champs ECT!!! Maybe I'm just getting older, and these aren't as cool as they were back then? I find myself liking the more drama based movies now, as in Blood Brothers ect!!! Man what a let-down, for me at least!!! Average at best 2-5 Not 5-5 as most think!!! IMO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HAZ Posted October 28, 2007 Share Posted October 28, 2007 Yeah, I'm going to revisit this soon. We'll see, but I have a feeling its not going to be so hot... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Morgoth Posted October 28, 2007 Share Posted October 28, 2007 this is one of my favorite cheesy movies and Chan Wai Man is so badass. I love this movie. I give it a 4.5/5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr. Vampire Posted October 28, 2007 Share Posted October 28, 2007 this is one of my favorite cheesy movies and Chan Wai Man is so badass. I love this movie. I give it a 4.5/5 +1 to that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest peringaten Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 Sorry, but I'm struggling to think of better choreo for my tastes and this film is inundated with the stuff. Someone please tell me a more tasty weaponry sight from Shaws than Tien Chi and Chu Ker, particularly, wielding them axes. I think age has little to do with appreciating these flicks; for me furthered understanding helps even. Looking forward to seeing this remastered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest oldeschool17 Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 screw you guys, i loved this movie cheese or no cheese. Elemental ninjas, weapons, revenge, ninja whoreism, what more could you ask for?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Morgoth Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 I agree Peringaten. The choreography in this movie is sick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Von Humboldt Fleischer Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 It's pishflaps. Probably the dumbest, most soulless, cynical piece of crap Chang Cheh ever excreted from between his huge puffy buttocks. In a word, then: pishflaps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Morgoth Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 What other movies would you call pishflaps? I am looking for recommendations:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Von Humboldt Fleischer Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 If you liked CHINESE SUPER NINJAS, you'll love AEON FLUX. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Linn1 Posted October 29, 2007 Member Share Posted October 29, 2007 I like the movies that have 1 or 2 members better..SSWRB , 2 Champs ECT!!! So, are you saying you like it now? There's only one Venom in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Morgoth Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 If you liked CHINESE SUPER NINJAS, you'll love AEON FLUX. I havent seen it so I will check it out. Thanks for the recommendation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr. Vampire Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 It's pishflaps. Probably the dumbest, most soulless, cynical piece of crap Chang Cheh ever excreted from between his huge puffy buttocks. In a word, then: pishflaps. That is, if he's even the one directing it, eh, Mr Pishflaps? My vote for 'dumbest, most soulless cynical piece of crap' would be "Dancing Warrior" though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Von Humboldt Fleischer Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 That is, if he's even the one directing it, eh, Mr Pishflaps? I'm not sure what that means, but I really hope that nickname doesn't catch on. DANCING WARRIOR is spectacularly stupid, but it's not lazy and cynical like CHINESE SUPER NINJAS. At least it's trying something new (if admittedly weird, confusing and silly) rather than just rolling out exhausted old tropes to string together elaborate fight scenes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cesare Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 5EN was OK... Not my favorite, not my Chang Cheh favorite... But it still was a pleasant viewing experience. It had this comic-book feel to it that I thoroughly enjoyed... It was -- very cowbell... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gfanikf Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 Oh, the original trailer is on the disc. Who wants it upped to Youtube? . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest teako170 Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 Oh, the original trailer is on the disc. Who wants it upped to Youtube? . That would be neat-o! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gfanikf Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 That would be neat-o! Cool, check my website by about 1 PM. I would post it directly here, but I need those HITS!!! Also I'm going to post the trailer for Fatal Vacation AKA Eric Tsang is RAMBO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iron Boat Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 I am not a huge venom fan at all, and though I dont consider 5EN a venom flick I do consider it the best cheese ever. The choreo is definitely superb, I just wish the sets were not so clean. The grimey look would of done this film well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gfanikf Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 Give my site a click now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest teako170 Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 Give my site a click now Whoooooooaaa VENOMS and NINJAS and CREAM SODA & MILK (oh my!) That joint was kick arse! Can't wait to get. Thanks for sharing Ian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cobra_Kai Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 I havent seen 5EM since i was a kid -- actually the first KF movie I ever saw, so i'm really anxious to revisit. Probably won't hold up as well as I remember, but I have to watch it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ironfistedmonk Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 Comparing this to Aeon Flux is just downright insulting lol 5EN knows it's a cheesy fu fest, Aeon Flux thinks it's some trendy stylish actioner when it's just a load of tripe for the MTV no brainer generation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Bus Posted October 29, 2007 Member Share Posted October 29, 2007 it's a very good cheese flick.. i liked it for what it was Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest raider yang Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 Decent film...the swiss army poles with every concievable weapon were a bit too much though. 8/10 raider yang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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