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Panda Plan (formerly known as Project P & The Panda Agent) (2024) Jackie Chan


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2 hours ago, Bruce said:

Is Whispers Of Gratitude the one involving someone with Alzheimer's? From what little I've heard about it (which is very little), that one sounds like the kind of project he should've been turning to years ago, pure, hopefully well written, drama, I hope Jackie does well with it. Regardless of how I feel about the quality of Jackie's movies over the last 25 years or so, I have to give Jackie credit for at least one thing during that time period ... work ethic! If I were his age & had his wealth I would have retired & disappeared from public sight years ago! I'd have been more like Chris Tucker than Jackie in that regard! :)

IMO, I think he would have been more selective with these movie projects earlier if he didn’t worry a lot about his image/brand which is a shame. Alas, better late than never and like you, hope he does well with it. For what it’s worth, I think he has the acting chops and now due to age, the gravitas to go after these non-action roles. As I alluded earlier, he has had solid performances (if not overall movies) in the latter part of his career to show what he can offer under a director who can rein him in, imho.

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5 hours ago, BrunoFirm said:

 

That Panda is soooooooooooo cute even if it is CGI!

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18 minutes ago, One Armed Boxer said:

Well, that was a lot to digest, I mean, at this point I don't think I ever need to see a CGI rhino teat milking scene in my life again. I gave it the full review treatment over at COF - 

https://cityonfire.com/panda-plan-2024-review-jackie-chan-luan-zhang-well-go-usa-latest-martial-arts-news/

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18 minutes ago, One Armed Boxer said:

Well, that was a lot to digest, I mean, at this point I don't think I ever need to see a CGI rhino teat milking scene in my life again. I gave it the full review treatment over at COF - 

https://cityonfire.com/panda-plan-2024-review-jackie-chan-luan-zhang-well-go-usa-latest-martial-arts-news/

I refuse that this movie is a 1/10! Anything with Pandas is automatically GREAT!

I shall never read another review by @One Armed Boxer till this great injustice is rectified (or till the next review is uploaded).

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21 hours ago, PandaPawPaw said:

I refuse that this movie is a 1/10! Anything with Pandas is automatically GREAT!

I shall never read another review by @One Armed Boxer till this great injustice is rectified (or till the next review is uploaded).

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I'm still seeing it despite reading some bad reviews of it. Just remember if you see a dude trying to force you into seeing Transformers One, go Jackie Chan on them.

 

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10 minutes ago, Pandaman said:

I'm still seeing it despite reading some bad reviews of it.

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On another note. I think we seem to forget JC doesn't need any of the cash he's making with these uhm... "movies". The guy owns the largest theatre chain in China and that's probably just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to his business ventures.

I refuse to watch any of this shite and YES even for free! You're not getting any of my hard-earned bandwidth you CCP brown-noser.

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12 minutes ago, laagi said:

Jimmy Fallon Wow GIF by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

On another note. I think we seem to forget JC doesn't need any of the cash he's making with these uhm... "movies". The guy owns the largest theatre chain in China and that's probably just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to his business ventures.

I refuse to watch any of this shite and YES even for free! You're not getting any of my hard-earned bandwidth you CCP brown-noser.

No, my money my choice. He got a Panda in it so you lose this battle.  Rest of the movies that are released currently sucks, most things in Hollywood don't impress me.

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22 hours ago, PandaPawPaw said:

I refuse that this movie is a 1/10!.

It is NOT a 1/10, I think this time @One Armed Boxer made a grave mistake with his review, my 12 year old son gave it a much better and thoughtful review, his exact review was

Spoiler

what kind of shit did I just watch, dad you owe me big time for having me watch this crap :lipssealed

I really need to cut down going to these private screenings

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4 hours ago, laagi said:

You're not getting any of my hard-earned bandwidth you CCP brown-noser.

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He's got that shit wedged right up there! No wonder he gets nose bleeds.

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25 minutes ago, PandaPawPaw said:

The action looks pretty meh.

Just a heads up for anyone who wants to watch this one without spoilers, that clip is actually the final fight.

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