Member Iron_Leopard Posted January 4, 2018 Author Member Share Posted January 4, 2018 15 Shaolin Monks vs 75 Ninjas Legend of a True Ass Whooping Warrior of Virtue: Revenge of the Fallen Kung Fu Prince Soul of the Sacred Snake Sword Daggers, Swords, Staffs and Nunchucks: Monks, Ninjas, Warriors, Cult Masters, Priests and Princes: The Taking of Flying Fire Dragon Island Part 4: The Legend 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member panku Posted January 10, 2018 Member Share Posted January 10, 2018 Many years ago I sent a joke email to a friend with this list. I would have posted it sooner but it took me this long to find it in my backups. For those that don't know, it is a riff off the old Chinese restaurant take-out menus where you had to pick one item from column A and one from column B. ---------------------------------------------------- Pick one from column A and one from column B. Add "of the", "vs.", or "and the" if necessary. Or you can pick two sets and add "of the", "vs.", "and the", or "and". For example: 'Crazy Disciples vs Invincible Buddha'. A B Black Assassin Blood Avenger (s) Brave Blade Bruce Boss Chinese Boxer Crazy Brothers Deadly Buddha Death Challenge Desperate Chivalry Drunken Claw (s) Eighteen Crane Fearless Disciple (s) Fight Dragon (s) Fire Duel Fists Eagle (s) Five Fighter (s) Flying Fist (s) Furious Girl Golden Heroes Hero Heroine Heroic Kick (s) Invincible Kid (s) Iron Killer (s) Jade Kung Fu King Lady Legend Lion Mad Mantis Magic Martial Arts Magnificent Master (s) Red Monk (s) Return Monkey Revenge Ninja Seven Rivals Shadow Secret Shaolin Strike (s) Silver Swordsman Snake Tai-chi Super Temple Sword (s) Tiger (s) White Vengeance Young Wu-tang 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member AlbertV Posted January 10, 2018 Member Share Posted January 10, 2018 The Ninja Fists of Revenge and the Death Kicks Against the Incredible Kung Fu Blades of Death Assassins (sounds like it could be a parody film) 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member DragonClaws Posted January 10, 2018 Member Share Posted January 10, 2018 1 hour ago, panku said: Pick one from column A and one from column B. Add "of the", "vs.", or "and the" if necessary. Or you can pick two sets and add "of the", "vs.", "and the", or "and". For example: 'Crazy Disciples vs Invincible Buddha'. Love it, you coud come up with countless combinations of Kung Fu movie titles. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member ShaOW!linDude Posted January 13, 2018 Member Share Posted January 13, 2018 On 1/1/2018 at 11:34 PM, HyperDrive said: That's a cool band name. I'll add to the cheesiness: Buffet of Fists Karate Chop Suey 76 Shaolin Strikes Iron Phoenix Flies High 32 Arrays of the White Lotus Kick Crap of the Dragon Coils of the Snake Fist Kicking Around Asia Fiery Thundering Legs of Wudang Silver Monkey's Neptune Blade Arhats Over Yonder Locked Behind Armbars (a mma movie) Comedy gold!!! I cannot stop grinning at these. I motion that "Crap of the Dragon" be the new title of the Bruceploitation thread, because that's what most of the films in that genre are. Who's with me? Come on! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Omni Dragon Posted January 13, 2018 Member Share Posted January 13, 2018 The five and beyond 5 animal styles (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Five_Animals#List_of_animal_styles) are quite well used in kung fu movie titles but as far as I'm aware there's only 1 Goose Boxer lol. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member DragonClaws Posted January 14, 2018 Member Share Posted January 14, 2018 On 13/01/2018 at 4:56 PM, ShaOW!linDude said: I motion that "Crap of the Dragon" be the new title of the Bruceploitation thread, because that's what most of the films in that genre are. Who's with me? Come on! I can just see an angry mob of fiery torch waving Kung Fu movie, fans all chucking Bruceploitation titles onto a fire. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Omni Dragon Posted January 14, 2018 Member Share Posted January 14, 2018 4 hours ago, DragonClaws said: I can just see an angry mob of fiery torch waving Kung Fu movie, fans all chucking Bruceploitation titles onto a fire. Chased by an angry mob of nunchaku waving Bruceploitation, fans all of whom go by the name of "Bruce" or "Dragon". 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member TheFlyingPanda Posted January 15, 2018 Member Share Posted January 15, 2018 On 12/31/2017 at 7:24 PM, Shaolivevil said: "Fifty Shades Of Kung Fu" lol, good one. On 12/31/2017 at 8:40 AM, ShaOW!linDude said: Sister Street Sweeper lol, she has to carry a machine gun as well. You gotta watch. Return of the Ghost Tiger Poison Fist frog vs Stingray Ninja Drunken Gigolo The Tattooed Monk from Shaolin Devil Flyers and the steamed bun Bandits The Steamed Bun Bandits Strike Back 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Member Omni Dragon Posted June 8, 2021 Member Share Posted June 8, 2021 In the Line of Duty 21 (XXI): Iron Angels Force aka Yes, Madam! 21 aka Yes, Madam '21: Princess Madam Force German title: Ultra Red Force Starring Cynthia Lee, Michiko Oshima, Sharon Hui and Sibelle Khan 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member morpheus Posted June 8, 2021 Member Share Posted June 8, 2021 (edited) On 1/10/2018 at 6:03 AM, panku said: Many years ago I sent a joke email to a friend with this list. I would have posted it sooner but it took me this long to find it in my backups. For those that don't know, it is a riff off the old Chinese restaurant take-out menus where you had to pick one item from column A and one from column B. ---------------------------------------------------- Pick one from column A and one from column B. Add "of the", "vs.", or "and the" if necessary. Or you can pick two sets and add "of the", "vs.", "and the", or "and". For example: 'Crazy Disciples vs Invincible Buddha'. A B Black Assassin Blood Avenger (s) Brave Blade Bruce Boss Chinese Boxer Crazy Brothers Deadly Buddha Death Challenge Desperate Chivalry Drunken Claw (s) Eighteen Crane Fearless Disciple (s) Fight Dragon (s) Fire Duel Fists Eagle (s) Five Fighter (s) Flying Fist (s) Furious Girl Golden Heroes Hero Heroine Heroic Kick (s) Invincible Kid (s) Iron Killer (s) Jade Kung Fu King Lady Legend Lion Mad Mantis Magic Martial Arts Magnificent Master (s) Red Monk (s) Return Monkey Revenge Ninja Seven Rivals Shadow Secret Shaolin Strike (s) Silver Swordsman Snake Tai-chi Super Temple Sword (s) Tiger (s) White Vengeance Young Wu-tang This is like a Chinese fast food joint: Two combo plate....choose one from column A, one from B and either fried rice or chow fun. There was a small take out fronting a supermarket that did that in town. Edited June 8, 2021 by morpheus 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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