Member Iron_Leopard Posted December 30, 2017 Member Share Posted December 30, 2017 I got one for ya. "Dragon Fist 2: Legend of the Tiger Sword" 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member KenHashibe Posted December 30, 2017 Member Share Posted December 30, 2017 Basically just mix and match the words "legend of", "dragon", "tiger", "fist", "Shaolin", and "ninja", and you'll get some awfully generic titles. Side note: Just watched a movie yesterday called The Killer in White which I surprisingly liked. But the alternate title is one of the least interesting titles ever: Shadow Ninja. Ugh. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Shaolivevil Posted December 30, 2017 Member Share Posted December 30, 2017 Sounds like fun... "Revenge of The Shaolin Tiger" 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Iron_Leopard Posted December 30, 2017 Author Member Share Posted December 30, 2017 1 hour ago, Shaolivevil said: Sounds like fun... "Revenge of The Shaolin Tiger" Lmao I love it. Give me more people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member TheKungFuRobber Posted December 31, 2017 Member Share Posted December 31, 2017 The Fantastic Black Fist of Deep Thrust Connection vs Yellow Snake 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator thekfc Posted December 31, 2017 Moderator Share Posted December 31, 2017 Return of the King Boxer: Ten Fingers of Death. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Omni Dragon Posted December 31, 2017 Member Share Posted December 31, 2017 There's quite a few Bruceploitation titles with Bruce Lee in them. Iron Leopard Kung Fu Golden Dragon vs Silver Tiger Silver Dragon from Shaolin Iron Fist vs The 18 Bronzemen Iron Fist vs Buddha's Palm Dragon Fist vs Eagle's Claw 4 hours ago, KenHashibe said: Basically just mix and match the words "legend of", "dragon", "tiger", "fist", "Shaolin", and "ninja", and you'll get some awfully generic titles. Legend of the Dragon Fist Ninja vs Shaolin Tiger Claw. 2 hours ago, thekfc said: Return of the King Boxer: Ten Fingers of Death. The King Boxer Part III: Ten Fingers and Ten Toes of Death. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Iron_Leopard Posted December 31, 2017 Author Member Share Posted December 31, 2017 1 hour ago, Silver and Gold Dragon said: There's quite a few Bruceploitation titles with Bruce Lee in them. Iron Leopard Kung Fu Golden Dragon vs Silver Tiger Silver Dragon from Shaolin Iron Fist vs The 18 Bronzemen Iron Fist vs Buddha's Palm Dragon Fist vs Eagle's Claw Legend of the Dragon Fist Ninja vs Shaolin Tiger Claw. The King Boxer Part III: Ten Fingers and Ten Toes of Death. I'm laughing so hard right now I'm crying lol. I will pay my entire life savings to see these movies. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Iron_Leopard Posted December 31, 2017 Author Member Share Posted December 31, 2017 "Buddhist Crane Kung Fu With a Side of Deadly Vengeance". 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member ShaOW!linDude Posted December 31, 2017 Member Share Posted December 31, 2017 Legendary Butt-Hurt of Death 10 Hangnails of Pain One-Legged Crane Fighter Leaping Leopard, Dragging Dragon Sister Street Sweeper The Tofu Connection 18 Bronzemen, 36 Knitting Needles Shaolin vs Antifa Ninja in the Cub Scouts Den Enter the Annoying, Goofy-looking Sidekick 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member DragonClaws Posted December 31, 2017 Member Share Posted December 31, 2017 Secret Swords Of The Poisonous Pond 18 Bloody Daggers 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member massa_yoda Posted December 31, 2017 Member Share Posted December 31, 2017 Rise of the 2 Deadly Turtle Doves of Vengeance: The Legend. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member DrNgor Posted December 31, 2017 Member Share Posted December 31, 2017 3 hours ago, ShaOW!linDude said: Ninja in the Cub Scouts Den You won the internets with that one. I laughed pretty hard. 3 hours ago, ShaOW!linDude said: One-Legged Crane Fighter I see what you did there. Good work. I think you can get a generic title using the template: [animal 1] IN THE [animal 2]'S SHADOW. I want to see SNAKE IN THE SNAKE'S SHADOW, where the snake fist master has a brief bout of insanity, slaughters all of his own students, and spends the rest of the movie hunting himself. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member danthemandmv Posted December 31, 2017 Member Share Posted December 31, 2017 ''REVENGE OF THE FLYING GUILLOTINE'' ''SECRET OF THE INVINCIBLE THUNDER FIST'' ''MANCHURIAN CENTURION'' ''DAGGER HAND OF DEATH'' ''ATTACK! STRIKE OF THE KILLER KARATE'' ''BEWARE THE QUART OF BLOOD TECHNIQUE''( o k, I stole that bit from Eddie Murphy LOL) ''MING PATRIOTS' DEADLY MISSION'' ''DRAGON POWER ULTIMATE CONTEST'' ''CHINESE SUPERMAN'' ''DUEL AT THE DOJANG'' ''CHOSON WARRIORS'' ''FOOT & FIST AGAINST THE RISING SUN'' ''MARTIAL ARTS MASSACRE'' ''KUNG FU CRANE VS MIYAGI-DO KARATE'' ''FIRE IN THE RYUKUS'' ''STING OF THE CENTIPEDE'' ''SUNG HEROES AGAINST THE MONGOLS'' ''CHINESE BOXER VS WESTERN BOXER'' 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Fist of the Heavenly Sky Posted December 31, 2017 Member Share Posted December 31, 2017 The Stroke of the Dragon Soul Survivor of Shaolin A Dragon's Blues Karate Bone Cruncher Chop Socky Splitting Wave Phantom Darkness Dragon Dragon in the Land of Smiles Ninja Dragon of Bronze Dragon Strike of Agony 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member DrNgor Posted December 31, 2017 Member Share Posted December 31, 2017 6 minutes ago, Fist of the Heavenly Sky said: Ninja Dragon of Bronze That's an IFD film, right? 6 minutes ago, Fist of the Heavenly Sky said: Dragon in the Land of Smiles Remember that scene in ENTER THE DRAGON, where Williams is getting his ass handed to him by Mr. Han, and all those women are hopped up on drugs and laughing, not realizing what's going on, it'd be like that scene, dragged out to 90 minutes. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Fist of the Heavenly Sky Posted December 31, 2017 Member Share Posted December 31, 2017 16 minutes ago, DrNgor said: Remember that scene in ENTER THE DRAGON, where Williams is getting his ass handed to him by Mr. Han, and all those women are hopped up on drugs and laughing, not realizing what's going on, it'd be like that scene, dragged out to 90 minutes. That's certainly one way to put it! Although "Land of Smiles" is actually a nickname given to Thailand as a country, so you can guess how the actual title would go if it were a movie. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Shaolivevil Posted January 1, 2018 Member Share Posted January 1, 2018 "Challenge Of The Dragon Fist" "Hell Fists, Heavenly Kicks" "Fifty Shades Of Kung Fu" "Inglorious Bastards Of Kung Fu" "Shaolin Ninja Squad" "Bruce Lee's Kung Fu Killers" "Ninja Dragon vs Ninja Tiger" 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Omni Dragon Posted January 1, 2018 Member Share Posted January 1, 2018 2 hours ago, Shaolivevil said: "Fifty Shades Of Kung Fu" Surely the trailer or poster for that says: 'FEATURING THE IRON ROD TECHNIQUE !'. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member sifu iron perm Posted January 1, 2018 Member Share Posted January 1, 2018 The Drunken Pissed cat strikes back. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Shaolivevil Posted January 1, 2018 Member Share Posted January 1, 2018 20 hours ago, Silver and Gold Dragon said: Surely the trailer or poster for that says: 'FEATURING THE IRON ROD TECHNIQUE !'. Hilarious! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMK Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 'Shaolin Vs The World' 'The Merciless Hands of Lohan' 'Pai Mei Lives Again' 'Buddhist Cobra Strike Squad of Death' 'Return of the 3-Fisted Monk' 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member DrNgor Posted January 2, 2018 Member Share Posted January 2, 2018 11 minutes ago, SMK said: 'Shaolin Temple Strikes Back' I think we have that one already. http://hkmdb.com/db/movies/view.mhtml?id=8830&display_set=eng 12 minutes ago, SMK said: 'Shaolin Vs The World' That reminds me of an Italian peplum/gladiator film called Seven Slaves Against the World. 12 minutes ago, SMK said: 'Pai Mei Lives Again' Will that begin with him beating the hell out of an eyeless Darryl Hannah? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Omni Dragon Posted January 2, 2018 Member Share Posted January 2, 2018 1 hour ago, SMK said: Shaolin Temple Strikes Back' 1 hour ago, DrNgor said: I think we have that one already. http://hkmdb.com/db/movies/view.mhtml?id=8830&display_set=eng What if 'Strikes' is changed to; Fights. A bit like how The Postman Fights Back is also known as Postman Strikes Back. This made me think it would be kind of funny to see something called Postman Pat Strikes (Fights) Back. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postman_Pat) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member HyperDrive Posted January 2, 2018 Member Share Posted January 2, 2018 5 hours ago, SMK said: 'Buddhist Cobra Strike Squad of Death' That's a cool band name. I'll add to the cheesiness: Buffet of Fists Karate Chop Suey 76 Shaolin Strikes Iron Phoenix Flies High 32 Arrays of the White Lotus Kick Crap of the Dragon Coils of the Snake Fist Kicking Around Asia Fiery Thundering Legs of Wudang Silver Monkey's Neptune Blade Arhats Over Yonder Locked Behind Armbars (a mma movie) 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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