Member ThunderScore Posted December 26, 2014 Member Share Posted December 26, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Shaolivevil Posted December 29, 2014 Member Share Posted December 29, 2014 You got that for Christmas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member ThunderScore Posted December 29, 2014 Author Member Share Posted December 29, 2014 No, just expressing joy for all things Ninjer... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member mpm74 Posted December 29, 2014 Member Share Posted December 29, 2014 I was thinking ThunderScore got it for Christmas too lol All you need now is a green ninja suit, a mustache, a big nose, and you're home free! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member ThunderScore Posted December 30, 2014 Author Member Share Posted December 30, 2014 I DO have a Garfield phone... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Shaolivevil Posted December 30, 2014 Member Share Posted December 30, 2014 No, just expressing joy for all things Ninjer... Awesome, my man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Morgoth Bauglir Posted December 30, 2014 Member Share Posted December 30, 2014 Ninjar are supreme, and you have double crossed it. Why did you do that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member ThunderScore Posted December 30, 2014 Author Member Share Posted December 30, 2014 Ninjar are supreme, and you have double crossed it. Why did you do that? I have to reform the Ninjer Empire... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member paimeifist Posted December 30, 2014 Member Share Posted December 30, 2014 Ninjer is one of the greatest bad dub words ever. Mayne the greatest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Secret Executioner Posted December 30, 2014 Member Share Posted December 30, 2014 That headband alone is not going to make you invincible. There are the ways of the Ninjer that only a MASTER can teach you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Administrator KUNG FU BOB Posted January 2, 2015 Administrator Share Posted January 2, 2015 Okay, I'm going to get in on this fun thread... DEATH OF A NINJA HEADBAND My only ninja headband was destroyed while filming footage for a pretend "low-budget zombie movie" that was going to be playing on the TV within my low-budget werewolf film (that had a few martial arts fights in it). It (and all my other clothes) got covered in fake blood while hacking apart prop zombie heads (I specified "prop" zombie heads, as no actual zombies were harmed or re-killed during filming). After filming I changed and put all the bloody clothes into a knapsack. When I got home I threw it on the floor and took a shower. Then I forgot about it. Weeks later my girlfriend screamed. She was straightening up in my apartment and found the knapsack. Inside the Karo syrup blood had begun to grow mold on it, and a few crickets that must have escaped being dinner for my scorpion had tried to eat the sugary blood and became stuck in it. It was a gruesome sight to behold... the ninja headband was covered in still-tacky fake blood, grass and other debris from the "action-packed shoot", mold, dead crickets, and an equally bloody sock which had become stuck to it. I started to explain what could be done with hot water and bleach, but the look of horror on her face told me that continuing down that road may have ended with the destruction of any possibility of further physical contact in our relationship. Nothing I could say to her would've dissuaded her from throwing away my ninja headband. At least it went out with a bang, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member paimeifist Posted January 2, 2015 Member Share Posted January 2, 2015 Moral to Bob's story: If you feel for you Ninjer Headband, don't be a Zombie ninjer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator KUNG FU BOB Posted January 3, 2015 Administrator Share Posted January 3, 2015 Moral to Bob's story: If you feel for you Ninjer Headband, don't be a Zombie ninjer. I wasn't sure if anyone was going to see that moral in my story, so it's a relief that you did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Secret Executioner Posted January 3, 2015 Member Share Posted January 3, 2015 The title of KFB's story: Gore Of The Ninja Zombie (AKA Zombie Ninja Gore). This title has exploitation written all over it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator KUNG FU BOB Posted January 3, 2015 Administrator Share Posted January 3, 2015 The title of KFB's story: Gore Of The Ninja Zombie (AKA Zombie Ninja Gore). This title has exploitation written all over it. That's perfect! And my "ninja" was wearing a mix of army fatigues and ninja garb, so... even better, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Secret Executioner Posted January 4, 2015 Member Share Posted January 4, 2015 That's perfect! And my "ninja" was wearing a mix of army fatigues and ninja garb, so... even better, eh? Camo Ninja outfit ?! Holy Richard Harrison, man !! ...Or was it a tribute to Bruce Baron in the unforgettable Godfrey Ho classic Challenge The Ninja ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator KUNG FU BOB Posted January 5, 2015 Administrator Share Posted January 5, 2015 Camo Ninja outfit ?! Holy Richard Harrison, man !! ...Or was it a tribute to Bruce Baron in the unforgettable Godfrey Ho classic Challenge The Ninja ? Here's the rundown... It was black and grey camo pants, combat boots, a black muscle shirt under a camo jacket (Travis Bickle style), with ninja style gauntlets, sword, headband, shuriken, nunchaku, a compound bow, and a custom ninjaesque mask. Oh, and I had the ultimate mullet at the time too, so it was as '80s as it could get. But, my friend and I each played several different soldiers, so there were some other "costumes". I remember I made a camo t-shirt by tearing out pieces of a newspaper, laying it over a white shirt, and spray-painting onto it with black paint. There were also army helmet and gas-mask wearing soldiers with magnums, an uzi, and a crossbow pistol. Man, those were fun times. It's been decades since I maimed a zombie. sigh... Where have all the good times gone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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