Guest peringaten Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 That's what I often hear about this one... Turkish Star Wars There you go, the entire 1hr 31min production subbed and available for viewing on the click of a button! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chinatown Kid Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 I bet it's not as bad as Karate Rock, i'm still kicking myself in the ass for buying that one! :\ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest peringaten Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 :rollin Check the kung 37 mins in... some nice boot work, haha What's this Karate Rock all about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shaolin Dog Paw Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 CITY DRAGON ~ starring M.C. Kung Fu ~ Directed By: Philthy Phil. Oh the horror...mommy An excellent site for people who actually love bad movies... like myself... is: bad movies website 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tosh Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 An excellent site for people who actually love bad movies... like myself... is: They had 7 Grandmasters on that site!!!:x but they said - Ah, the smell of a classic kung fu film. It brings back memories, much like the mixture of salt and suntan lotion that remains in your summer convertible through the winter. "7 Grandmasters" contains most of the normal ingredients of a kung fu film and the fight choreography is superb. There's good bad, like in b-horror flicks, then there is bad, I defy anyone to give me a worse movie than Hope Floats:x :x >: >: :evil :evil :lol , there's no quality or quantity of pusssy in the world to make me sit through this piece of garbage again, it's the chick flick of chick flicks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest limubai2000 Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 I thought Uwe Bolle made the worst films inflicted upon mankind... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shaolin Dog Paw Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 there's no quality or quantity of pusssy in the world to make me sit through this piece of garbage again, it's the chick flick of chick flicks. ahhh ha ha ha hahahahah! man, i almost pissed myself reading that.. haha. I agree. And that turkish star wars.... i could barely sit through the first 5 minutes... 6 minute mark i had enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest peringaten Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Haha, yeah, did my head in too - I love the way they shamlessly use the real Star Wars footage, but through some sort of weird filter, blocking off part of the screen... Paper covered mummies - WTF? And that kung styled training scene, where the heroes are smashing their hands ridiculously into the rock faces... As much as I like silly movies - a skim was all I needed to get some goodness, before giving up on this crazy flick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chinatown Kid Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 Peringaten, if you want Karate Rock just say the word and I'll send it to ya for free. All I can say is you just have to see for yourself how aweful this flick is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Atomic Mystery Monster Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 They're actually making a sequel to that Turkish Star Wars rip-off. You can watch the trailer for it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3wgcvItHEw. Personally, my vote for the worst movie ever made is for NIGHT OF HORROR. By the way, has anyone ever seen the movie SHARK OPERATION? I once saw a reference to it being the worst martial arts movie ever, but I can't find anything about it online. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest peringaten Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 Hey, Chinatown - cool! Sounds like a good offer, one I'd be willing to take for sure! Although if it's that bad I'm not sure how grateful I should be! :lol I'll shoot you a pm... Turkish Star Wars 2! Even looks like the same main dude's back for a similar cave fighting scene... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chinatown Kid Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Sure P, just send me your address and I'll mail you the original as I don't care to see it again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Blood Sword Posted November 15, 2010 Member Share Posted November 15, 2010 worst film ever made is "GAG".Running time is short,about 80 min but I had to forward it by 20-30 mins.And when/if you made it to the end waiting to see evil gets what he deserves,like hell he does:tinysmile_angry2_t:. About anything compared to this piece of s*it is great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Drunken Monk Posted November 15, 2010 Member Share Posted November 15, 2010 "Zombie 90" is easily the worst film ever made... Zy3XHdyGI40 You Tube the name of the film and watch any flip. They're all as bad as each other. I recall a skinny white man being dubbed over with a Mr. T-type voice too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Markgway Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 Zombie '90 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103336/ I presume that film is a spoof? I mean, it has to be, right? This one: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0368226/ is for real. Search You Tube for clips. They're hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Drunken Monk Posted November 15, 2010 Member Share Posted November 15, 2010 Zombie '90 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103336/ I presume that film is a spoof? I mean, it has to be, right? I'm 90% sure it's actually not a spoof. It's like a fan-made attempt at a zombie film but it's just horrible. It has no budget whatsoever. At one point a zombie's head falls off and explodes but I swear it's a watermelon in a wig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member bearpower Posted November 15, 2010 Member Share Posted November 15, 2010 Gymkata a gymnast doing karate this is a sad film Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member daisho2004 Posted November 16, 2010 Member Share Posted November 16, 2010 The Island of Dr. Moreau: Starring David Thewlis, Marlon Brando, Val Kilmer, and Fairuza Balk: To me has to be one of the worst movies that I ever seen, absolutely horrible! Legion: is another. Gymkata: Yeah I'd add that to the list as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Iron Boat Posted November 16, 2010 Member Share Posted November 16, 2010 Gymkata a gymnast doing karate this is a sad film Replace the gymnasts with real martial artist and Gymkata has an interesting plot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member emeraldforest Posted November 16, 2010 Member Share Posted November 16, 2010 Replace the gymnasts with real martial artist and Gymkata has an interesting plot. ahahaahaahaaaaaa!!! i just can not stop laughing! that GYMKATA trailer on youtube is the funniest thing i have seen in a while !!! thanks !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Iron Boat Posted November 16, 2010 Member Share Posted November 16, 2010 ahahaahaahaaaaaa!!! i just can not stop laughing! that GYMKATA trailer on youtube is the funniest thing i have seen in a while !!! thanks !!! I like the idea of surviving a game of death on an Island where u might get killed by ninjas or crazy village people if you not careful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member peringaten Posted November 16, 2010 Member Share Posted November 16, 2010 Devil Medusa. Urrgghhh. That's my vote now. No one should ever subject themselves to that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Markgway Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 Did anyone do a search for The Room? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member ShaOW!linDude Posted November 16, 2010 Member Share Posted November 16, 2010 I didn't but I watched the link you posted and.........."YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, LISA!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Markgway Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 I didn't but I watched the link you posted and.........."YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, LISA!" :tongue: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.