Member HyperDrive Posted September 13, 2010 Member Share Posted September 13, 2010 In light of Inframan's post in the WTF moments thread in the classic forum, I'd thought I make a similar thread for modern flicks. Moon Warriors: Andy Lau tag teams with Shamu. L.A. Streetfighters: A gangbanger plays a giant bamboo flute while his gang terroizes a liquor store. Angel of Vengeance: All of a sudden, it becomes a high flying wuxia. The Story of the Gun: A really bizarre Gordon Liu bathtub scene. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Morgoth Bauglir Posted September 13, 2010 Member Share Posted September 13, 2010 Oh man, the bathtub scene. My stomach twisted around pretty bad. I don’t know how I didn’t puke. Heroic Trio- end fight with the skeleton Slaughter in Xian- anal death scene Killer’s Nocturne- kangaroo fight Dr Wai- rematch between Billy Chow and Jet Li. They could have put at least a little effort into this fight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Drunken Monk Posted September 13, 2010 Member Share Posted September 13, 2010 Andy Lau's yo yo in "Saviour of the Soul." Probably about 90% of "City Hunter." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member blue_skies Posted September 13, 2010 Member Share Posted September 13, 2010 Fantasy Mission Force- a complete WTF EDIT: WOW POST 500 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Rhythm-X Posted September 13, 2010 Member Share Posted September 13, 2010 Not a martial arts film, but the prolonged first shot of Pang Ho-cheung's EXODUS is just about as WTF as WTF gets, very deliberately so. The "everyone gets raped" scene in NAKED WEAPON has, in my experience, proven to be a big WTF to people not familiar with how Wong Jing tends to roll. (For those familiar with the man's work, the WTF is in how much time the film takes to get to it.) Anthony Wong's periodic Italian outbursts in BIG BULLET. Stephen Chow randomly poking at a kid's penis in KING OF COMEDY. Aaron Kwok's missing arm growing back for no discernible reason in Golden Harvest's "International Version" cut of THE STORMRIDERS. The vast, deranged majority of Kevin Chu Yen-ping's filmography. The remarkable FANTASY MISSION FORCE is mentioned above and it may be the perfect example of what I like about Chu's films. Watching one of his movies is like watching kids playing with a bunch of unrelated toys pulled from the toy box, trying to tie them all into a single narrative no matter how bizarre or nonsensical the end result might be. Jet Li in a chicken suit. SAVIOUR OF THE SOUL II. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member TibetanWhiteCrane Posted September 13, 2010 Member Share Posted September 13, 2010 Seventh Curse.... the entire movie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member HyperDrive Posted September 14, 2010 Author Member Share Posted September 14, 2010 Breathing Fire: Bolo Yeung in drag. Undefeatable: The villain Stingray and the final fight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member D1 Ma Posted September 15, 2010 Member Share Posted September 15, 2010 There are so many! Just want to mention one - a male stunt double wearing a bag on his head(!), doubling for Yukari in Challenge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Delirious Posted September 15, 2010 Member Share Posted September 15, 2010 The ending of SPL when Sammo pushed Donnie off the building, that came out of nowhere and offered absolutely nothing to the resolution of the film. Stephen Chow having a spit fight with Kenny Bee and then spits his spit into Kenny's mouth, then Kenny swallows it - gross Stephen Chow in Alone in the Dark when he once again spits in another guy's mouth. Stephen Chow in All for the Winner when he goes on a date with a mole under Sandra Ng's armpit. Stephen Chow swallows a condom in Fight Back To School Ng Man-Tat ultraman moment in Love On Delivery Anthony Wong in Ebola Syndrome, one of my all time favorite and truly disgusting film Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member sifu iron perm Posted September 16, 2010 Member Share Posted September 16, 2010 the lead member of the biker gang in wheels on meals..He looked wrong in many ways. Benny the Jets make up in dragons forever! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member The Dragon Posted September 16, 2010 Member Share Posted September 16, 2010 The ending of SPL when Sammo pushed Donnie off the building, that came out of nowhere and offered absolutely nothing to the resolution of the film. Stephen Chow having a spit fight with Kenny Bee and then spits his spit into Kenny's mouth, then Kenny swallows it - gross Stephen Chow in Alone in the Dark when he once again spits in another guy's mouth. Stephen Chow in All for the Winner when he goes on a date with a mole under Sandra Ng's armpit. Stephen Chow swallows a condom in Fight Back To School Ng Man-Tat ultraman moment in Love On Delivery Anthony Wong in Ebola Syndrome, one of my all time favorite and truly disgusting film Dude!... spoilers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member sifu iron perm Posted September 16, 2010 Member Share Posted September 16, 2010 The ending of SPL when Sammo pushed Donnie off the building, that came out of nowhere and offered absolutely nothing to the resolution of the film. Stephen Chow having a spit fight with Kenny Bee and then spits his spit into Kenny's mouth, then Kenny swallows it - gross Stephen Chow in Alone in the Dark when he once again spits in another guy's mouth. Stephen Chow in All for the Winner when he goes on a date with a mole under Sandra Ng's armpit. Stephen Chow swallows a condom in Fight Back To School Ng Man-Tat ultraman moment in Love On Delivery Anthony Wong in Ebola Syndrome, one of my all time favorite and truly disgusting film Ebola was just sick and crazy , and enjoyable! Alot was over the top but degrading to the eye. I put this above dr lam & bunman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Morgoth Bauglir Posted October 5, 2010 Member Share Posted October 5, 2010 Dude!... spoilers! Correct, that is what the title of the thread says HK Godfather and Flash Point- kid being thrown through window. Sword Stained with Royal Blood- Wu Ma gouging out his own eyes. Ninja Terminator- talking plastic robot (I think this scene is actually supposed to be scary), killing a crab with a ninja star, Garfield phone, Phillip Ko intentionally blowing himself up, and much, much more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Bus Posted October 5, 2010 Member Share Posted October 5, 2010 bolo's wig in 36 deadly styles... mysterry of chess boxing when ghost face gets his arms stretched out like dhalsim island of fire.... royal tramp movies smh................. the ending of 60 second assassin azumi... the guy in white was just had me like wtf story of ricky basically the whole movie haha but not in a bad way lmao was it fong sai yuk 1 or 2 where the guy pokes a chicken making it land paralyzed doing the splts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member ShaOW!linDude Posted October 5, 2010 Member Share Posted October 5, 2010 What version of SPL do I have? Sammo never shoves Yen off the top of a building. What version is that? (That post was a WTF for me. And I don't mean that condescendingly. I mean......for real.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Morgoth Bauglir Posted October 5, 2010 Member Share Posted October 5, 2010 You have the mainland version. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member ShaOW!linDude Posted October 5, 2010 Member Share Posted October 5, 2010 That means I'm probably missing out on more stuff in it. Sux to be me. Ah well. My addition to this list would be: Better Luck Tomorrow ---- The opening scene in the backyard when the two teenage guys are sitting there with shovels and a cell phone begins ringing and the camera pans over to an area of ground. That movie hooks you then and there. Project A ---- The dual take of JC's tower fall. How could he have done the 2nd one after the 1st is beyond me. He should have been dead or at the least paralyzed. Ong Bak ------ That whole movie........in a good way. Dawn of the Dead ----- The new one with the birth of the zombie baby(way over the top). Actually, just pick any zombie movie. They're full of these moments. I love them. Righting Wrongs/Above the Law ----- Yuen Biao in a bad wig obviously doubling Cynthia Rothrock for one stunt in her opening fight scene. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Morgoth Bauglir Posted October 5, 2010 Member Share Posted October 5, 2010 Nah, I don't think you are missing out on too much else. I don't remember there being any other differences, though it was awhile ago when I saw the mainland version. What you are missing out on is the Dragon Dynasty release where they call it Killzone. Packed full of great special features. You could rate the movie a perfect 10, and then after you watch all the commentaries and special features you will think even more highly of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Delirious Posted October 5, 2010 Member Share Posted October 5, 2010 another spoiler: make sure when you buy killzone, it comes with a nice slipcover Butterfly and Sword when Tony Leung final sword move has him go through Tsui Kam Kong's body Stephen Chow cameo in Gorgeous The Magic Crane when the bad guy becomes supreme martial artist because he eats the kung fu manuscript (literally swallowing paper) Miss Hong Kong award moment at the end of the Mad Monk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Morgoth Bauglir Posted October 5, 2010 Member Share Posted October 5, 2010 pqBofDQlAR0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Bus Posted October 6, 2010 Member Share Posted October 6, 2010 Billy Chow's charecter... matter of fact jackie cheung's to in meltdown.... was just hilarious to me and when jackie cheung asked his dad to suck poison out of his ass was priceless duel when homie turns into a snow ball smh gordon liu in cheetah on fire where he's having sex while having a bullet taken out of his back was all kinds of wtf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member kungfusamurai Posted October 7, 2010 Member Share Posted October 7, 2010 Eric Tsang playing a woman, and that tall thin female actress playing a man (you can see them chasing each other starting at 1:44) in this otherwise entertaining kung fu flick starring Frankie Chan. RBmokQAHjWw KFS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member AlbertV Posted October 7, 2010 Member Share Posted October 7, 2010 Eric Tsang playing a woman, and that tall thin female actress playing a man (you can see them chasing each other starting at 1:44) in this otherwise entertaining kung fu flick starring Frankie Chan. RBmokQAHjWw KFS That woman playing the man, Wanda Jessica Yung Tak-Wai, is married to one of KFC's favorites, Collin Chou. She is a model/actress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Morgoth Bauglir Posted October 7, 2010 Member Share Posted October 7, 2010 oyyy, Eric Tsang’s character ruined that movie for me. It should have been so much better. The villain Lau Tak is one seriously badass mofo. And I had no idea the tall man is played by a woman! Almost as discturbing is Albert’s info that she is Colin Chou’s wife! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member ShaOW!linDude Posted October 8, 2010 Member Share Posted October 8, 2010 NNNYYYAAAHHHH!!! Yeah, I'm gonna have to agree with Morgoth's last statement there. But I'll be honest and admit I've never seen the entire movie. That clip was my first introduction. Please don't think I'm dissing the whole movie but based on that......I don't think it's for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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