Member Fang Shih-yu Posted April 28, 2010 Member Share Posted April 28, 2010 Do you have to even ask? KFS LOL!Point taken, kungfusamurai; when falkor is done hyperventilating, he'll let us know.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member kungfusamurai Posted April 28, 2010 Member Share Posted April 28, 2010 He's already done hyperventilating. It's amazing what a night's sleep will do for one's disposition. That and money. KFS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Fang Shih-yu Posted April 28, 2010 Member Share Posted April 28, 2010 ...he will demote you SEVERAL SHAPES LEVELS Brother Fang ! So does that make him pro or con feminism ...Hmm.. Athena:kiss: Brother Fang is SEVERAL SHEETS TO THE WIND--WITH LAUGHTER! falkor never even had a profile picture, lovely Athena; do you know why? There's not that many definitive illustrations for "anal retentive"handy!... Brother Fang has a special respect for all the fine ladies:kiss: on these forums; I'm no stereotypical "Chang Cheh hero"! Let's ALL of us keep an open mind to the movies we enjoy; however much you want to get into them, please remember at the end of the day, they are what they are: only movies! Again, you put a smile on Brother Fang's face, Athena! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Fang Shih-yu Posted April 28, 2010 Member Share Posted April 28, 2010 He's already done hyperventilating. It's amazing what a night's sleep will do for one's disposition. That and money. :)KFS That will be reflected in his new Username, kungfusamurai! Rumor has it that he'll now be known as "Thurston Howell the 3rd"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Markgway Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 But you have viewed the deadly rare shapes film Shaolin Bollocks right? You must be over 9000! I don't like to brag... And not many people know that the ultra-rare Shaolin Buttocks is the sequel to Shaolin Bollocks. It's ever better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member TibetanWhiteCrane Posted April 28, 2010 Member Share Posted April 28, 2010 I would join in on the falkor jokes, if I hadn't come to the conclusion that this guy is actually and really mentally disturbed! seriously, he needs help! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Fang Shih-yu Posted April 28, 2010 Member Share Posted April 28, 2010 And not many people know that the ultra-rare Shaolin Buttocks is the sequel to Shaolin Bollocks. It's ever better. Then, there's the PORN version of "Shaolin Handlock" titled "Shaolin Han[censored]"!.. ....Uh, WHAT were we talking about, again?... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Fang Shih-yu Posted April 28, 2010 Member Share Posted April 28, 2010 I would join in on the falkor jokes, if I hadn't come to the conclusion that this guy is actually and really mentally disturbed! seriously, he needs help! falkor's found ANOTHER way to raise money for movies: under his NEED for therapy! (He must think he can get enough for BOTH....) "GENIUS! I TELLS YA, GENIUS!!":wink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Blacula Posted April 28, 2010 Member Share Posted April 28, 2010 Does this mean we can get onto focusing on raising cash for widescreen prints of far superior films like Invincible Super Chan and Raw Force? i'll put the entire £5000 up for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member ThunderScore Posted April 28, 2010 Member Share Posted April 28, 2010 Does this mean we can get onto focusing on raising cash for widescreen prints of far superior films like Invincible Super Chan and Raw Force? i'll put the entire £5000 up for that. INVINCIBLE SUPER CHAN was awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Fang Shih-yu Posted April 29, 2010 Member Share Posted April 29, 2010 Does this mean we can get onto focusing on raising cash for widescreen prints of far superior films like Invincible Super Chan and Raw Force? i'll put the entire £5000 up for that. "Anything falkor can do, WE can do BETTER!":angel: That can be from starting threads to raising funds that will bring forth rare martial arts films for fans on DVDs or available for download! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member The Dragon Posted April 29, 2010 Member Share Posted April 29, 2010 I don't like to brag... And not many people know that the ultra-rare Shaolin Buttocks is the sequel to Shaolin Bollocks. It's ever better. WKVkAsg9MFA&feature=related Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Fang Shih-yu Posted April 29, 2010 Member Share Posted April 29, 2010 Have no fear, he will be back. falkor was back at 2:33 pm, but he didn't post anything.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Markgway Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 I'm surprised that Dragon managed to find a clip of Taekwondo Pants Fall Down (the Korean title for Shaolin Buttocks) on You Tube. Someone else must've found the reels because I know I didn't share it. It's too rare for public consumption. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member kungfusamurai Posted April 30, 2010 Member Share Posted April 30, 2010 I'm surprised that Dragon managed to find a clip of Taekwondo Pants Fall Down (the Korean title for Shaolin Buttocks) on You Tube. Someone else must've found the reels because I know I didn't share it. It's too rare for public consumption. Is that Sandra Bollocks starring in Shaolin Buttocks with her pants on the ground? KFS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Markgway Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 Is that Sandra Bollocks starring in Shaolin Buttocks with her pants on the ground? Sandra Bollocks was the name Godfrey Ho gave to Korean actress Kik Mai Bum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Athena Posted June 2, 2010 Member Share Posted June 2, 2010 I I totally adore shapes (!) for 2 reasons now ! (That is called progress I think..) 1. For the obvious reasons with endless pages here covering every detail previously. & my almost favorite one 2. This INCREDIBLE/ INSANE tread ! It is totally unbelievable- This tread is A CLASSIC ALL BY ITSELF !! A true FAWLTY TOWERS MOMENT !! I read through the whole ting & were just in tears laughing ..It is just too good ! I just bow in admiration to SHAPES !!! It is incredible what a little shapes can do , it will truly lift your spirits & who can ask for more ? Athena + Shapes = "wigsplitta :I was practicing my shapes the other day. I managed to buff up a magic lamp till it was æsthetically pleasing, and when the Kung-Fu-Genie popped out I asked them if it was good enough, and whether I understood anything. They promptly said no and sent me to the back of the line. Damn, perhaps if I ask for a new brain next year I can fully understand this topic! " " GoldenPigsy : Quote: Originally Posted by falkor Has Jackie Chan seen Massacre Survivor yet? No. That's why he killed the genre. And level 2? Level 50? Are you taking the piss? " " LittleDragon :Soon we'll all be on a Higher Plain of thinking and unlock the hidden secrets of the mind.......SHAPES.!!!! " "Shapes levels..!!...Absolute Crap.!!.. " "kungfusamurai :What's all this nonsense about a Shapes Level? Are we talking about a black belt, 7th dan, grandmaster status of kung fu film knowledge? " "The Amazing Psycho Per; Though I heard that if you stair at a mirror and do the five animal forms while saying his name five times, a giant Falkor appears, jumps in the air, splits in eight, and then starts doing the Bagua array... Men, what a crazy day... And a "Test"? What is this, some kiddie private club? " " HyperDrive -> markgway : But you have viewed the deadly rare shapes film Shaolin Bollocks right? You must be over 9000!" "markgway :I'm on Level 51. I don't like to brag... And not many people know that the ultra-rare Shaolin Buttocks is the sequel to Shaolin Bollocks. It's ever better...But those of you who possess an inferior understanding of what makes a good or great film should take heart. I'm currently taking on students. Not too many because I'm a busy man and my energy requires concentration. Don't thank me. I do this for the good of the forum ." " Blacula :I'm really starting to get an idea of what's meant by shapes now, personally, and the busting thereof within the advanced martial arts universe " "Slinky : I think it comes down to Choreography. Although there is more there, that is what i think. " " Fang Shih-yu : whoever stole falkor's "Star Wars" cards (1st series) back in '77 PLEASE return them to him? He's suffered enough Does a bear "shapes" in the woods? Seriously, I think it's falkor's bear! !" " Shapes : ( responding to falkor ) Are you sure you understand it, your obsession with Koean cave based films leaves me to think you are still not ready yet " " peringaten : What's your "shapes-level" then, Falkor? Do you know your kum sau from your bong sau, your kup chui from your ping chui, your nau ma from your tau ma? " " falkor :I am not responding to anyone unless they've passed the test, otherwise you are too low level to be taking up any of my time. " Now if this doesn't bring a smile to your face you have some serious SHAPES ISSUES & we may need to arrange some SHAPES TERAPI !!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Secretmember Posted June 2, 2010 Member Share Posted June 2, 2010 This can't be serious ??? I don't belive it ! And if it is where do you sign up for SHAPES 101 ? ( Although I proably need to start at 001 , I just don't get it )! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member TibetanWhiteCrane Posted June 2, 2010 Member Share Posted June 2, 2010 nobody does, except looney tunes who wrote it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Athena Posted June 2, 2010 Member Share Posted June 2, 2010 nobody does, except looney tunes who wrote it! I am glad people see the humor here! But seriously I want to ask how did the screening of Shaolin vs. Lama go?? Did they sell any copies at the screening ? Did it look good ??? Xiexie Athena Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Secretmember Posted June 2, 2010 Member Share Posted June 2, 2010 nobody does, except looney tunes who wrote it! glad to hear it , started to wonder if i ended up in a separate "shapes universe " a la jet li's the one ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Athena Posted June 4, 2010 Member Share Posted June 4, 2010 Brother Fang is SEVERAL SHEETS TO THE WIND--WITH LAUGHTER! falkor never even had a profile picture, lovely Athena; do you know why? There's not that many definitive illustrations for "anal retentive"handy!... Brother Fang has a special respect for all the fine ladies:kiss: on these forums; I'm no stereotypical "Chang Cheh hero"! Let's ALL of us keep an open mind to the movies we enjoy; however much you want to get into them, please remember at the end of the day, they are what they are: only movies! Again, you put a smile on Brother Fang's face, Athena! YOU ARE WRONG BROTHER FANG ! THIS IS A REAL (CUUUUUUUUTE )FALKOR AVATAR !! I FOR ONE FEEL TERRIBLE BEEING "FUNNY " TO SOMEONE SO CUTE !!! ( I AM A BIG ANIMAL ADVOCATE (!) & I HAD NO IDEA WHAT A FALKOR WAS !! LOOK !!!): DON'T YOU JUST LOVE HIM TO DEATH ???? ATHENA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Fang Shih-yu Posted June 4, 2010 Member Share Posted June 4, 2010 YOU ARE WRONG BROTHER FANG! THIS IS A REAL (CUUUUUUUUTE) FALKOR AVATAR!! I FOR ONE FEEL TERRIBLE BEEING "FUNNY" TO SOMEONE SO CUTE!!! (I AM A BIG ANIMAL ADVOCATE!) & I HAD NO IDEA WHAT A FALKOR WAS!! (LOOK!!!): DON'T YOU JUST LOVE HIM TO DEATH???? ATHENA Oh, yes.... I've seen this a while back; one day, I decided to see what the source of falkor's Username came from via Wikipedia! Of course, it's from the movie The Neverending Story. It's cute, considering it's about as real as a tribble! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Athena Posted June 4, 2010 Member Share Posted June 4, 2010 Oh, yes.... I've seen this a while back; one day, I decided to see what the source of falkor's Username came from via Wikipedia! Of course, it's from the movie The Neverending Story. It's cute, considering it's about as real as a tribble! LOL!!! Yes Brother Fang , but we have 2 possible interpretations of your reply ; 1. Are you saying the other falkor maybe is not real ? Or 2. That he is a NEVER ENDING STORY.....!!!? OFLMAO ( I just learned that one !!) Sister Athena Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member GOLDEN DRAGON YIN-YANG Posted June 4, 2010 Member Share Posted June 4, 2010 Now we can add 'Shapes Shifter' to this lexicon. Anyone who has mastered SHAPES according to Falkor is thus elevated to the superior rank of 'Shapes Shifter'. Even he has not reached this goal yet. 'Shapes Shifter' = One who has mastered and understands SHAPES at the highest level. No numbers needed for this exalted state. Thanks to Doggy Face I have reached the goal. I am now superior even to the teacher. I am the premier 'Shapes Shifter' all you others stand below ME now! Now watch and see,,,,,missed it.... i'll do it again....you STILL don't see...........Please go back to Shapes 101! The teacher is waiting. GD Y-Y Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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