Goofy dressed Villains with weird weapons or bizarre MA

[loempiavreter]

Im a big fan of Kung Fu & Wuxia who features villains with outlandish costumes who have weird weapons or bizarre martial arts styles. I prefer the villains unique in dress, instead of a whole army of same dressed (but with an evenly outlandish dress sense).

As the voiceover of US trailer of THE MASTER OF THE FLYING GUILLOTINE words it, "...encounters the most amazing creatures in this or any world"

So can anyone help me find movies to fill my collection.

THE CHINESE BOXER http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUaoWq0Xdv4

THE RETURN OF THE CHINESE BOXER http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvkbJ7sDqEs

THE ONE ARMED BOXER http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCYcTXFoRq0

THE MASTER OF THE FLYING GUILLOTINE

THE ONE ARMED SWORDSMAN http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtzHYEXGiAU

THE RETURN OF THE ONE ARMED SWORDSMAN http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wh2zIHxFps

THE ONE ARMED SWORDSMAN VS THE NINE KILLERS http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HckMmmQzy7U

THE DEADLY SILVER SPEAR

THE DEADLY STRIKE

THE KID WITH THE GOLDEN ARM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6v2cz6jEnI

THE WEIRD MAN http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNmWrRUK7k4

VENOM OF THE NINJA

NINJA THE FINAL DUEL

NINJA IN THE DRAGON'S DEN http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=215HtWl-nWc

BUDDAH'S PALM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Md1Mqt63Y08

[odioustrident]

I think this part of why I got into the genre. These don't all feature insane clothing, but the styles/weapons are definitely here.

8 Masters

72 Desperate Rebels (more group formations in this one)

Avenging Eagle

Bastard Swordsman 1 & 2

Challenge of the Lady Ninja

Enter the Game of Death

Five Element Ninjas (more group stuff again but you should see this if you have not already)

Flag of Iron

General Stone

The Karate 1-3 (AKA Champion)

Last Hurrah for Chivalry

Legend of All Men Are Brothers (Secret of the Water Technique, mostly in the finale)

Life Gamble

Mafia vs. Ninja

Magnificent Three

Mantis Fists and Tiger Claws of Shaolin

Mask of Death

Zodiac Fighters

There is a hell of a lot more than this.... Especially if you consider some early 70's swordplays and late 70's/early 80's Korean.

[loempiavreter]

Cheers odioustrident

There´s some real good stuff in there, you have my gratitude.

Now on order thanks to you:

The Avenging Eagle

The 72 Desperate Rebels

Life Gamble

General Stone

And hopefully I'll win Zodiac Fighters

[Guest WuxiaFan]

Chang Yi in EAGLE'S CLAW and SHOALIN KUNG FU MYSTAGOGUE

Hwang Jang Lee as Silver Fox in SECRET RIVALS 1 and 2

[inframan]

I recently got Venom of the Ninja 1-3 and Ninja the final Duel for a couple bucks on ebay, its in dvd set called The Ultimate Ninja Collection.

Return of the Onearmed Swordsman and KWTGA are both coming soon to DVD.

[Morgoth Bauglir]

Some good choices on this thread. Here’s some I didn’t see mentioned yet-

Holy Flame of the Martial World

Secret Service of the Imperial Court

Dirty Tiger Crazy Frog

Buddha Assassinator

Shaolin Drunkard

Taoism Drunkard

Dreadnaught

Drunken Tai Chi

[Knockabout]

The Hot, the Cool and the Vicious for a goofy looking villain and Born Invincible or Horse Boxing Killer for a goofy sounding villain!

[zeus]

i have a hunchback and im not goofy looking!!

[loempiavreter]

Cheers everyone, got some dvd digging to do

[Drunken Monk]

"Miracle Fighters" has a pretty odd one...

[loempiavreter]

Wow now I know where this comes from:

(Enemy in the videogame "Knights of Valour")

Cheers, Keep 'em coming!

[Fang Shih-yu]

Lu Feng looks a little silly as "the Butterfly" in "House of Traps"!

[Fang Shih-yu]

DragonSword, by "The Thunderbolt Fist", you mean James Nam's character, right?

[kungfusamurai]

There are so many, but this thread made me think of 36 Deadly Styles. You could tell who the bad guys were from their really bad wigs. Didn't Bolo have a mop on his head? That Joseph Kuo really went on the cheap for costumes in that flick.

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This one was really good, I think it's the most memorable scene from Buddhist Fist, outside of the amazing finale

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[Bus]

There are so many, but this thread made me think of 36 Deadly Styles. You could tell who the bad guys were from their really bad wigs. Didn't Bolo have a mop on his head?

Bolo's wig/weave in that film had to be one of the funniest things ever!

haha the dubbing on kickboxer with yuen biao on... voice over is classic sounds like shaft talking!

[Morgoth Bauglir]

36 Deadly Styles may be the ultimate wig movie. I think director Joseph Kuo possibly realized this when shooting. At one point, after the big group fight, Bolo runs after the heroes of the movie and has to hold the top of his head to keep the wig from falling off. Kuo may not have noticed it, or maybe they were short on time, but I like to think he left it in there on purpose. And during the final fight, Hwang is beating up Fan Mei Sheng's character, and the daughter comes in to fight Hwang. Hwang pauses and says "I like the look of your kung fu, not bad". Then he swings his head to show off his beautiful silver hair. It's like he thought he was doing a commercial for bad wigs or something.

[loempiavreter]

- Holy Flame of the Martial World

- Miracle Fighters

- Shaolin Drunkard

- Taoism Drunkard

I've seen these this week.

Again all the recommendations are greatly appreciated.

[Fang Shih-yu]

The chopsticks in "Buddhist Fist" remind me how Kuo Chui impaled one of his would-be assassins with said items in "The Flag of Iron"! In that whole sequence where he was "in hiding", he defended himself with anything BUT an actual weapon!

[SunChien]

Chang Yi in Phantom Kung Fu, hard for me to take him seriously, coupled with the English dub he got.

That dude from Martial Monks of Shaolin (you know the one who eats the chicken sloppily and has it all over his mouth and it's stuck to his mustache, gross).

[loempiavreter]

Anybody seen this movie?

CHILD OF PEACH aka MAGIC WARRIORS

I'm a bit confused the seller seems to have anotehr CHILD OF PEACH for sale only this one is laso known as MAGIC OF SPELL

Anyont know what's the deal? 2 different movies? Can't find much info on this (or these movies).

[venomsfreak]

Anyont know what's the deal? 2 different movies? Can't find much info on this (or these movies).

I have those movies, and you're right there's very little info on them . It took me a long time to find them too! There are 3 different movies

Child Of Peach

Magic Of Spell

Magic Warriors

[inframan]

Do the kung fu gorillas in shaolin invincibles count? I doesn't get much goofier than that.

[Omni Dragon]

Do the kung fu gorillas in shaolin invincibles count? I doesn't get much goofier than that.

i dont see why not

add these from the same film

also gorillas from Bruce Lee the Invincible

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[loempiavreter]

i dont see why not

add these from the same film

Cheers all

Looks like the type of movies featuring characters im looking for.

I have those movies, and you're right there's very little info on them . It took me a long time to find them too! There are 3 different movies

Child Of Peach

Magic Of Spell

Magic Warriors

cheers

[xiongya]

I have those movies, and you're right there's very little info on them . It took me a long time to find them too! There are 3 different movies

Child Of Peach

Magic Of Spell

Magic Warriors

Magic of Spell is the sequel to Child of Peach. And don't forget Kung Fu Wonderchild and 12 Animals to complete your Lin Hsiao Lou movie night.